Men whose erect penis reaches his nipples.

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Well, at least your user name is a perfect fit... :rolleyes:

So, this obsession with penises larger than yours being somewhere between vanishingly rare and non-existent - why not tell us about that? Are you seeking some sort of validation that you are a rarer specimen in this respect than you actually are? How much of your self esteem is invested in your penis size? Or is this the domain of your subconscious?

To add to my previous post, I shouldn't be disingenuous. I have another more minor reason for my "obsession" in shooting down the nonsense that gets posted on this subject. I have a background in science (chemistry) and so nonsensical assertion, pseudo-science and illogical argument dressed up as sensible, analytical debate tends to annoy me out of all proportion.

And by the way - anyone with over 2'000 posts in less than six months on a forum about penis size should be wary of calling anyone "obsessed", for fear of being exposed as a total hypocrite.
 
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To add to my previous post, I shouldn't be disingenuous. I have another more minor reason for my "obsession" in shooting down the nonsense that gets posted on this subject. I have a background in science (chemistry) and so nonsensical assertion, pseudo-science and illogical argument dressed up as sensible, analytical debate tends to annoy me out of all proportion.

And by the way - anyone with over 2'000 posts in less than six months on a forum about penis size should be wary of calling anyone "obsessed", for fear of being exposed as a total hypocrite.


1. Go away and learn a little more about the argumentum ad hominem.

2. Many - if not the majority - of your posts drone on in pretty much the same way with the same tired point. Lighten up, for goodness sake, and try to become more interesting and imaginative (you may be IRL, I don't know...). If your posts are truly representative, you must be a hoot at parties. :rolleyes:

3. >2,000 (note the placement of a comma, not apostrophe) posts in <6 months. Brilliant observation, Linus Pauling. Many posts do not make an obsession. You may have noticed that many of mine involve a good dose of sarcasm/humour and some are seriously off topic, including bids to become Archbishop of Canterbury/Chief Rabbi, announcing interviews for the role of evil henchmen, discussing the tragic love life of pans, etc. If you wish to do handbags at dawn, at least check you have a valid point first.

4. So you're a chemist, are you? I like that you have special knowledge outside of the small number of reasonable penis surveys. If, for argument's sake, a doctor told you that on more than one occasion they had to give a patient a suprapubic catheter, simply because a standard 40cm male catheter wasn't long enough to reach the bladder with gentle tension on the penis (& note that if they put it in more flaccid, a nocturnal erection would pull the restraining balloon through the neck of the bladder & potentially rupture the prostate), would you believe that these mythical penises exist? And quit whining on like a broken record? They're rare, but they do exist. Deal with it! :smile:

5. Have a good day.
 
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Are you willing to put your money where your mouth is?
How much would you be willing to pay for a video of me rubbing my dick on my nipple??


And so the childish ad hominem attack comes out to play with the moronic strawman argument.

I probably shouldn't stoop to the level of answering that rather feeble piece of trolling, but I'm in a generous mood, so I'll go against my better judgement.

I don't have an "obsession" with penises larger than mine being non-existent. I know penises larger than mine exist - there have been longer penises recorded and there is certainly a statistically significant population that trounces me in terms of girth. It really doesn't matter to me one way or another, since I gave up relationships a long time ago and don't enjoy one-night stands - therefore the benefits or otherwise of having or not having a large penis are somewhat moot. I'm not afraid of admitting that my self-esteem ebbs and flows, but little of it is to do with how big or small my penis might be, since no-one but me or my (male) doctor is ever likely to see it in the flesh.

What I do have an "obsession" with is shooting down the ludicrous claims that huge penises of the sort of dimensions that have never been verifiably recorded in any survey, or published on any credible video or film are routinely encountered by the usual suspects on LPSG. In turn I have an obsession with shooting down the corollary of those fantasies, which is to reinforce the pernicious myth that the average size is much greater than it actually is.

What the fantasists don't seem to realise, is that by constantly repeating their ludicrous claims for all to see, they are contributing to an atmosphere that increases the anxiety of many perfectly normal men, who are made to feel inadequate by the tall stories. How often do you read anxious questions here and elsewhere, by men who are average - or even quite large - asking such things as "will my (6" BPEL) penis be big enough?" or stating how inadequate they feel because their S.O told them she had a lover with "10 inches"?

Years ago, when I was still in the game of chasing girls, I also believed that I was only around average and that any girl I might sleep with was likely to have experienced much bigger men. That only served to reduce the already fragile level of general self-esteem I had at the time, before I underwent years of counselling. It was only when I went on to PE sites in an attempt to increase what I believed was an average penis, that I realised I was actually big. It was reading posts on those sites from perfectly normal guys, who claimed they were actually avoiding sex, in a couple of cases rejecting eager potential partners, because of their anxieties, that I started to realise what a damaging effect these supposedly harmless fantasies and myths could have.

One thing I'll give you is that in hindsight there was no need for me to mention my own size, especially given that I'm not prepared to prove it. However that doesn't change the essential truth or logic of my argument.

If you actually have anything substantive to add to the debate that refutes the arguments of mine that clearly annoy you so much, then by all means post and we can have a grown-up debate. If you insist on posting anymore of the playground stuff, then knock yourself out. You have a free shot, since I'm not going to waste any more electrons on responding to BS like that.
 

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Now to bring this thread, which BTW I can't believe is still alive, back to the original topic, here's a little thing I made to prove once and for all that reaching your nipples IS possible:
imgur: the simple image sharer
(sorry the file was too big for attachment)
(also, IRL the tip of my cock doesn't even get past the navel when laying flat)
 

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Thanks! I was only half-sarcasming actually, the guy's points are legit. The problem I believe, lies in the scientific data, even though he's in principle right to build his argument on it.
 

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Thanks! I was only half-sarcasming actually, the guy's points are legit. The problem I believe, lies in the scientific data, even though he's in principle right to build his argument on it.

Oh! You disappoint me. The balaclava clearly led me astray... :wink:

Everyone knows that there's an awful lot of bollocks around here, both literal and metaphorical, but he doesn't half go on about it. His arguments aren't especially good anyway. What he should try doing instead is asking professionals in intimate contact with these parts about the range of sizes in their experience, namely doctors and undertakers. I think he would be surprised. Or perhaps become catatonic.
 

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Maybe I'm in the minority here (it isn't like it would be the first time) but, to me, there's "Awesome, your cock is thick, long, and big. I wanna do all kinds of stuff with it! I'm super excited" and then there's "Your dick is the size of my arm... am I about to be an unwitting participant in a Quentin Tarentino porno?"

At some point a dick is big enough. In person, have I ever seen a dick I would say was too big? Of course not. But I am a fan of yaoi and there's certain kinds of yaoi that features almost comically over sized cocks that are longer than the characters legs. That, to me, isn't sexy because it isn't... realistic or human I guess.

The pursuit of a penis so large, its owner can lay on his back and have its head reach his nipples falls into that category for me. I don't think I want there to be a penis that big for fear I would finally unzip a guys jeans, pull down his underwear, and literally find a third leg. Only so much can fit inside my mouth and holding hands is easier than giving a lower body massage if you catch my drift.

Again, I'm probably the minority on this, as I think there definitely are people that would enjoy a 3 foot penis... I just thought I'd throw two more cents in on this one.




JSZ​
 

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ok, so if this guy was laying on his back, would it reach all the way up to his nipples? yea I know it may be fake & photoshopped but we can dream on right? :wink:
 

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ok, so if this guy was laying on his back, would it reach all the way up to his nipples? yea I know it may be fake & photoshopped but we can dream on right? :wink:
you can actually see how it was done in this pic, the middle third is exactly the same as the root third, it has the same vein, angle and shadow. But even with 2/3 its nice and big. I must agree that having a huge cock can be freaky, i had a friend who is 7 and a half inches long and its huge and more than that would just be scary. When my geometry teacher drew a 15 cm line on the blackboard, i was sitting somewhere in the back, i immediately imagined a 15 cm cock in front of the bboard and it seemed big enough. And it is. Its what most guys have anyway...
 

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you can actually see how it was done in this pic, the middle third is exactly the same as the root third, it has the same vein, angle and shadow. But even with 2/3 its nice and big. I must agree that having a huge cock can be freaky, i had a friend who is 7 and a half inches long and its huge and more than that would just be scary. When my geometry teacher drew a 15 cm line on the blackboard, i was sitting somewhere in the back, i immediately imagined a 15 cm cock in front of the bboard and it seemed big enough. And it is. Its what most guys have anyway...

What scares me is that a minority of folks actually use these to attempt to show just how "small' asian dicks are. Though their demographics are the guillible and far few in numbers. :D :D :D
 

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i know this is probably fake but i found a guy's gallery on imagefap
if real has the most massive penis i have ever seen
it easily reaches his nipples as he lays down
here is link
mrniallmiller's profile on ImageFap.com
and also the 4 pics he posted :redface:

geesh! omg! if it is real kudos to him. what's so odd looking about it is the proportion size of his cock to his body. is it possibe that a skinny dude like that can have a monster cock like that?? :confused:
 

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