Men with large penises wanted in casting call for doc, ‘Too Large To Love’

[TinyPrincess]

Did he indeed!!!,

Well, you're right. He's still living in his mother's basement...

 

[Thirdlegproduction]

Did you hear anything?

Yes, it's been a pain setting up a zoom call though.

I say I'm available after 16:00 she says how about now?
I say I'm available she says how about in 2 hours?

Have to try again tomorrow.

 

[deleted4500261]

How many times are they going to reference Jonah like that with absolutely NO proof to support his claim? He’s whipped it out and measured it 10,000 times, huh? Yet no photos or video that show an accurate 13.5” measurement from him. Hmmm, I can’t imagine why. Maybe he’s just not good with numbers.

 

[ronin001]

Do Sperm whales swallow ?

 

[Snakebyte]

How many times are they going to reference Jonah like that with absolutely NO proof to support his claim? He’s whipped it out and measured it 10,000 times, huh? Yet no photos or video that show an accurate 13.5” measurement from him. Hmmm, I can’t imagine why. Maybe he’s just not good with numbers.

He's perfectly fine with numbers. He simply doesn't know the difference between inches and centimeters.

 

[Shepardson]

How many times are they going to reference Jonah like that with absolutely NO proof to support his claim?

I wouldn't even worry about him. If this new thing actually happens, you might brace yourself for the second coming and whatever they manage to scrape up. The media is overdue for a new penis hero. They tried with that foreskin guy but it flopped. Watch this spot carefully and one day you can tell your grandchildren how you were there when the next guy was "discovered".

 

[deleted136887]

Do Sperm whales swallow ?

no man.
swallows go south for winter.

 

[ukthickmeat]

Too late everyone

My Massive Cock is available to stream on Channel 4 now >>

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/my-massive/on-demand/74076-001

(Not my cock by the way - obviously)

 

[dscrui]

Yeah it was great, really hoping the lad getting teased by his footie mates and joe get only fans!

 

[ManchesterTom]

Hey! Somebody should start a support group... Hmm, what would we call it?

It depends where you put the comma.
Large, penis support group.
Large penis, support group.

 

[TinyPrincess]

Actually, I finally took time to watch it. I can't really point out the most embarrassing part - on the producing side, probably the complete lack of realism and integrity - on the participants' side, probably the scene with the really skinny guy where both ends of the dildo he uses as his penis is visible.

What a complete waste of opportunity. It's faker news than Pu***, Tr*** and Kim Kardashian mixed into one.

 

[Shepardson]

Actually, I finally took time to watch it. I can't really point out the most embarrassing part - on the producing side, probably the complete lack of realism and integrity - on the participants' side, probably the scene with the really skinny guy where both ends of the dildo he uses as his penis is visible.

...or the thread where the masses gather 'round to meet and compliment the guy with the giant "problematic penis" while he signs autographs and tells tales of woe, after having the situation explained to them repeatedly?