A gentleman from "Men's Fitness" magazine gave me a call this morning for a random survey about penis size and related topics. I couldn't help but chuckle, and I said I would answer his questions. He asked about my soft and hard penis size, my race, my amount of ejaculation, and if I ever stimulated my anus while masturbating or ate my semen after ejaculation. The guy tried to be professional about these questions, but he sounded just as uncomfortable about asking these questions as I did about answering the last two. (I answered "No." to both, by the way.) He did break a rule of survey delivery over the phone, though. If you give a telephone survey, you should never imply acknowledgment, acceptance, or approval of someone's answers. When I told him the soft and hard dimensions of my penis size, he gave an approving "Niiiiiiiiiice." ;D Who knows? If Men's Fitness contacts enough of us bigger-than-thou dick dudes, we might screw up the national average! Haha.