Men's Kegels = Women's Happiness ?

[D_Pokin Joe Frazier]

not saying this applies to the guys here, but in my personal experience...

guys learn these new tricks, tell themselves it makes them awesome lovers, but a mention that i like having my neck kissed will slip straight out of their heads.

i don't give a shit about the cool position you think will amaze me, the new trick with your cock, hummers or any of that bollocks. i just want us to connect!

So so true I find the best most secret technique to get a woman off is just listening to her and what she likes and have moves that are made just for her.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

not saying this applies to the guys here, but in my personal experience...

guys learn these new tricks, tell themselves it makes them awesome lovers, but a mention that i like having my neck kissed will slip straight out of their heads.

i don't give a shit about the cool position you think will amaze me, the new trick with your cock, hummers or any of that bollocks. i just want us to connect!

YES! Yes yes!

 

[B_Hickboy]

I got up yesterday and made biscuits from scratch. Cooked a breakfast of sausage and eggs. Took ManlyBanisters and Spawn of ManlyBanisters to the fucking MALL! From there, we took Spawn to the ice skating rink, then Costco, then home. I finished cooking a turkey, sausage dressing, giblet gravy, and steamed carrots. We ate all of that, along with some bread sauce that MB made, and had red velvet cake for dessert.

During all that, I did 1093 kegels, half of which were reverse kegels, because every pull needs to be balanced with a push.

Isn't she lucky to have me? I must be the perfect man or something.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I got up yesterday and made biscuits from scratch. Cooked a breakfast of sausage and eggs. Took ManlyBanisters and Spawn of ManlyBanisters to the fucking MALL! From there, we took Spawn to the ice skating rink, then Costco, then home. I finished cooking a turkey, sausage dressing, giblet gravy, and steamed carrots. We ate all of that, along with some bread sauce that MB made, and had red velvet cake for dessert.

During all that, I did 1093 kegels, half of which were reverse kegels, because every pull needs to be balanced with a push.

Isn't she lucky to have me? I must be the perfect man or something.

Yeah. Shame we didn't have time to fuck, though.

I keeeed, I keeeeeeed!

He also neglected to mention the beautiful three-gold earrings and well thought out books he gave me in the morning (we had Christmas 2 days early for logistical reasons) and the fact that the biscuits were beyond fucking awesome.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

You guys are making me blush. For realz.

MB, it was all those kegels you will look back fondly on so many years from now. Admit it!

 

[B_enzia35]

Kegels are for your own benefit.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Kegels are for your own benefit.

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[salvatruco]

My spouse enjoys it when I am inside her. I start making mine jump, she starts her kegels. I also love when I am in my boxers and I know she is checking me out, then I make it jump. She's like "stop that!"