Men's novelty underwear? Anybody have any suggestions?

[sweetlucky12]

Recently I was looking online for some bachelorrette party/gag gift ideas.

I ran across some pretty unique "fashions" for men. Anyway, I'm thinking about buying a couple of them to surprise my boyfriend, but I'm not sure he'll fit into them. I was wondering if any other "big" fellas own any novelty undies and if there are any recommendations of what I should buy? My guy is about 7.5 maybe a little more occassionally:tongue: , and he's probably more in the grower category, but its fairly long when soft.

I like the one that looks like animals, like the elephant, but I'm worried when he gets a stiffy if he'll be too big for "tube."

Any help/suggestions would be appreciated. Here's the one's I like:

Men's Novelty Elephant Squeeker G-String Underwear
Men's Novelty G-String Rhino

or

The Cloaked Dagger Tube Short

 

[Principessa]

The elephant is okay, but not the rhino. Actually, I like the bikini version better, that is just smoking hot! :naughty: :05:

 

[sweetlucky12]

I really want to order that one, but I'm afraid he'll be too big for it. I think the elephant would just be funny with my man's junk in his trunk. Plus, I wear skimpy, lacey, provacative things for him, he can humor me.

 

[sweetlucky12]

No body has any suggestions/experience with anything like this?

 

[hotbtminla]

One Christmas I wore a pair of red briefs covered in holly, etc. My cock was inside a sheath that looked like a candy cane, and there was a jingle bell on the end of it.

Not only did I look totally obscene, the "ching ching ching" every time the candy cane swung had us in stitches for about 10 minutes.

I wouldn't say it was sexy though... maybe if my partner at the time had some sort of elf fetish it would have been hot. But then again if she had an elf fetish I'd probably be posting in a very different thread. Anyway, the point is I think the idea was hotter than the execution.

Now, if it had been the elephant...

 

[Man-thango]

I remember wearing a cock sock that was just a Christmas stocking with a bell on the end. Needless to say I certainly got a rise out of everyone in the room.

 

[Henryclan]

My wife bought me the elephant one and it is kinda funny. I'm small, about 4" hard, and I fill about half the trunk when erect. If he's less than 8", he should fit.

 

[Calboner]

The rhinoceros one is a hoot. The elephant one looks rather "gay" to me, which may not appeal to your man's taste. The rhino g-string should be able to accommodate length, as the strings can just stretch, but unless the material of the head is elastic, girth could pose a problem. It doesn't look as though it would accommodate a very thick or large-headed penis.

 

[CUBE]

skip it and go for lace bikini. it still gets a hoot from everyone and when he tries it on for you later you will see how fucking sexy it really is...he will see it too.

 

[rich-9.8]

Girth might be an issue if he is fairly thick, but the elephant looks like it should accommodate a 7.5" length. Those tube shorts just look freaky though!

 

[huw ginnit]

Nah, if you want to go for something funny and sexy maybe try finding a "porn theme" outfit....fireman, plumber cowboy- you know the archetypal scenararios from porm films. The briefs just end up looking tacky, they aren't comfortable and won't do anything for either of you.... in my humble experience

 

[BBB2.5]

The elephant one looks rather "gay" to me, which may not appeal to your man's taste.

What are you thinking...NO Gay man would ever wear just a stupid looking thing. Especially if he has any kind of fashion sense at all.

Now as for the question why do you want to buy your man something that will make him feel ridiculous while he has it on? If your going to spend the money on something for your man, why not buy him something that will make him feel like a man and maybe wear more than once.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Don't go for novelty underwear, do you really want to plant the idea in his head that your cock's a joke? Go for something sexy and maybe a little outrageous but not funny.

I just re-read it as I didn't read it properly at first, but the same principle applies, he could come over all sensitive and be insulted.