I'm 36 years old, I've been having periods for 21 years and 5 months so WHY THE FUCK does the start of my period ALWAYS catch me unawares??? Well maybe not always, but damn near! I don't even have the excuse of not being regular. But here's the thing - if I'm going to be early or late, I get grumblings and I kinda know, but I can't stand pantie liners, so I'm back and forth to the bathroom every 30 mins... nothing happening, I give up checking... several hours later I pick up a child or a dog SPLUT!! - mess. Bastard! When I'm on time it's worse because it just starts with no grumblings at all. Today, for example, I was walking the dogs - middle of nowhere, 3k from the car, I coughed SPLUT!! - mess. Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. Absolutely nothing I could do except get back to the car asap without coughing again and hope the store where I bought those cute elephant pattern boxer briefs still sells them because I really likeD them! So yeah, I hear you - wear a pantie liner, you dumb bitch. Well - I do that sometimes - but I hate them. They suffocate my poor cunt. I feel like I have a fucking cheese slice clinging to me when I wear one. They are foul things. So I wear them for a while but nothing happens - so I get sick of the fucking things, don't bother putting a new one on and then SPLUT!! - mess. Bastard! Cunt! Wank! Fucksticks!! Am I the only sad sack this happens to?