Menstruation

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Drifterwood, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. Drifterwood

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    I seem to be attracted to the real heavy bleeders, none of your easy two/three day stuff, a good full five days of solid heavy bleeding.

    What do you think is going on here?
     
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    Count Dracula disguised as Drifterwood?
     
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    A bit too inquisitive? Or you can really ferret out the scent and phermones of a woman's dishanges and zero in on it? I had other topics in mind to pick on, but it seems too personal.

    What do you think?
     
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    You're a closet hemophiliac?
     
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    Methinks you seek fertile soil. :biggrin1:
     
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    i make women who haven't had a period in years and are on birth control bleed. i am an alpha female. i pass clots the size of softballs for days on end.

    no wonder you like me so much.
     
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    I knew a woman (friend of my wife) who had periods once every two months, and even with a pad in at that time, she dribbled heavily onto the floor for a trip to the bathroom.

    She mopped it up quietly and quickly because it aroused the household's three cats into confrontation challenges.
     
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  9. Drifterwood

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    Vlad the Impaler - I am outed.

    Cyrano had nothing on my snout.

    There's only one reason I'd take you into the closet.

    Alas, one reaps what one sows.

    That and my desire to be anally rogered without mercy by your podigious endowment.
     
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    And you're a man :eek: :tongue:
     
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    Dear, you're supposed to be in hiding. Well, thanks for popping up. Mr D is interesting.

    Mr Crabs? He's not so much crabby as he is stand offish and requesting "I know this sounds silly and I have issues, but what you you think of..."

    And like that?

    Sounds like a man in a bar trying to get advice, and doesn't tell the whole story until you give your opinion.

    So I await...
     
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    I bet it does have something to do with a human pheromones. It is your aphrodisiac. What a good question, with all the scientist we have around here I bet someone will find the exact answer for you.

     
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    No, I am suppose to be disappearing, I am just waiting for the dismantling to begin. May as well enjoy what is left.:frown1:

     
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    Don't we all Sweetheart.
     
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    I don't have the size for a "bra"; selective is as selective does.
     
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    You aren't drinking enough milk. Here, take a sip - on the house.
     
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    You owe me a pint - tart.

    Besides my warm hands are trained and experienced to bring your udders relief. I have seen you in the queue :biggrin1:
     
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    Speaking as one of those five full days with heavy bleeding and cramps type women. It can only be you are attracted to us because we are so lusty the other 25/26 days of the month. Not to mention the ease and joy with which we handle a large penise. :flirt:


    Now that's funny!

    Snoozie we must be twin cousins separated at birth. :smile::tongue:
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    I too have 5 to 7 day battles with the crimson tide. IT has gotten worse over the years. I think it increases as women age.
     
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