Mental Asylum

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  1. Principessa

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    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we
    offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

    " No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" :biggrin1:


    ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
     
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    do they accept Medicare??
     
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    been there done that
    had a bad break down in 1982 and spent almost a year in a mental ward but i am feeling much better now
     
  4. Catchoftheday

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    I want the bed next to yours, or even better I could share yours :redface::biggrin1:
     
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    :rofl: :chairfall:

    Heh. Good there, NJQT. But I want the one next to you.
     
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    Haaaa...that's good.
     
  7. Principessa

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    I'm glad you are better now. I like your posts.

    I hope this joke didn't offend you.:redface:

    We are gonna need a king size bed. :wink::tongue:
     
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    Yeah, and for that matter, one with good springs and mattress.:naughty:
     
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