I hope you will forgive me, JBT, for a somewhat tangential and rambling post, but this thread is the closest one, thematically, to the subject I feel like posting about today; namely,
phobias. There is common currency here insofar as, being outwardly invisible to others, they tend to be met with a look of blank-faced incomprehension, or else 'laughed off' as some kind of quirky thing that has no impact on one's life. Furthermore, in my experience, the feeling of having 'good days' and 'bad days' is very real.
My personal phobia relates to...
telephones.
Actually, there is a clear catalyst to this over-riding fear in my life, so it is not wholly irrational in origin, although its continued effect on my life pushes it into the phobic arena. Between roughly the ages of 13 and 16, I had a great-aunt who suffered from an extreme form of dementia. She would telephone me between 50 and 90 times
daily. Day in, day out. The fuckin' phone never stopped ringing during those years. And it was always
the same call; she had no knowledge of having telephoned previously. Picking up the phone and giving the same set of answers became something I got used to during those years prior to her death.
Since then.... my relationship with the telephone has taken a real turn for the worse. Even though I try to battle it and to rise above it the whole time, I have bad days. Bad weeks. Bad months. Times when a ringing phone just gets shut in a drawer, rather than answered. Or shoved under a mattress to muffle its damnable noise. Anywhere, so that I don't have that overwhelming, all-encompassing sense of fear which relates to pushing the 'speak' button and actually having to talk into the thing. My heart pounds, my blood pressure rises, I find myself yelling at the thing to stfu. And still the little cuntshite rings.
A former landlord was most bemused, when I was moving out of a property a few years back, when he discovered the phone had not merely been detached from the wall, but completely dismantled into about 10 pieces and placed inside a cupboard. Those were dark days indeed.
But the past two years have been pretty much of a low-point for me phone-wise as well. No matter how often I tell people to please email me, rather than phone; they don't fuckin' get it. If I don't pick up, they only then send me pleading emails, telling me to answer my damn phone. When I respond that I can't, they write back even more firmly, saying: "Pick up the damn phone already!". And so on. They are confused especially if they've spoken to me on a "good day" in the past, because they know that, if they've gotten through to me on such a day, I am incredibly animated and lively on the telephone. They can't get around the fact mentally that
not every day is that way. They think that, because I've "given good phone" one day, so I can do exactly the same the next day. But I simply fuckin' can't.
"Sorry if I scared you by phoning, I should have said that I would in advance," they write to me. But advanced warning isn't what it's about. It's simply that some days, nothing on Earth could get me to press that 'speak' button. I'd rather destroy the phone than speak into it. Logical?
No. Something I battle constantly, head-on, to try to overcome it?
Yes. Not least because I love people, and I love
talking with people. And this damn thing inhibits my ability to do that, in one communications medium at least. And that frustrates the hell outta me too ... people think I'm wilfully ignoring them; when that isn't what I want to be doing at all.
So, of course, I'm constantly trying to overcome it... and occasionally I really believe that I have done. I've deliberately put myself in situations where I've
had to speak on the phone with numerous people each day, in an attempt to leave my fears behind. And for a while, it's worked; no, more than that, it's felt like a fuckin' party of interactive joy for as long as it's gone on! But then, suddenly, another bad day/week/month hits, and I'm back to square one.
Man looks at ringing phone. Ringing phone looks at man. Man kills phone. :biggrin1:
I rambled. But today's one of those bad phone days (as was yesterday, and the day before that too), and I thought I might as well type if I can't speak.
"Caller, your time is up. Please hit the post button".