Mercurialbliss's & Claire's harem

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  1. ClaireTalon

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    Do you offer 401K?
     
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    I would join in a heart beat. I would work for free:smile: :tongue:
     
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    can i play?

    i know where they hide the whisky :wink:
     
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    401K and health insurance. And if you lose your cock in the process of satisfying us, you'll be transferred to an equal job position as eununch.
     
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    I want to join.

    I feel I would make a good member by taking pride in my work and a job well done. I dont mind working long or late hours to accomplish any task. I have years of experience, but I also enjoy learning new techniques and methods. In closing, I feel that joining your team would be something that everyone involved could profit from, and I look forward to our future success.

    PS- As a skilled craftsman, I can fix the bed when it breaks, and I can paint the walls, :)
     
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    Oh, I can fully fill your needs... but... quick question...
    can you fill our needs? If not, can you arrange for our needs to be taken care of? I know it may be a difficult task, but, SOMEONE else has to be able to last at least 8 hours...
     
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    Sign me up - as to why................. its black and hard and I am playing with it right now - you know what it is!
     
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    This may be the best job offer I have ever seen. I can supply experience, an unselfish sexual attitude, an energetic libido, and larger-than-average-but-not-in-the-superstar-range equipment. I also cook for those rare moments when your other appetites need satisfying.
     
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    I also can cook and clean and do windows............:tongue:
     
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    I think you should have a reality show to pick the winners and kick the losers off the island.
     
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    I so want the T-Shirt and tattoo and vow I will do anything to get these ladies off.
     
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    Which of the two meanings do you mean here, RB?
     
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    Well, John, they ain't leaving the island, except in a metaphorical sense.:rolleyes:
     
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    I have the feeling that you are a shoo-in, RB. I'll give you a bribe if you buddy me in with you.
     
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    John, you're the officer and gentleman. I'll be your wingman.
     
  17. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    You have something other than those qualites that I think will assure your admission, but even Zeppo had a shot at fame by association.
     
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    hmm...is there dental with this?
     
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    No, but there is oral
     
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    if you're lucky, the marks will fade, but the sensation will last forever...:rolleyes:
     
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