1. windtalkerways

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    A man arrives at the Pearly Gates
    seeking admission.

    Have you ever done anything of
    particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well! I can think of one thing,"
    the man offered.

    "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills
    out in South Dakota, I came upon
    a gang of high-testosterone bikers,
    who were threatening a young woman.

    I directed them to leave her alone but
    they wouldn't listen. So, I approached
    the largest and most heavily tattooed
    biker and smacked him on the head,
    kicked his bike over, ripped out his
    nose ring and threw it on the
    ground."

    I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or
    you'll answer to me!"

    St. Peter was very impressed!
    "When did this happen?"

    "About five minutes ago."
     
  2. Chuck64

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    meh... so so.
     
  3. windtalkerways

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    LMAO!

    Oi...are your Ebert or Roepert? :tongue:
     
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    Someone's gotta give some honest feedback around here...
     
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    Ehhh. Worth a chuckle I suppose.:smile:
     
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    Yeah but...'til you start posting
    jokes that I can rate...it seems
    a tad one-sided. :tongue:
     
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