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Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your hose
Yule-log sized cocks being swung by a choir
And hos making Eskimo bros
Everybody knows a pussy and some cameltoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny twats, with their lips all aglow
Will find it hard as steel tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded up with cum and, God, he's gotta spray
And each Madonna/Whore is gonna spy
Just to see how far that spunk is going to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For from 18 to "still can screw"
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Sex-mas to you
Please feel free to add your own adapted Xmas song.
Jack Frost nipping at your hose
Yule-log sized cocks being swung by a choir
And hos making Eskimo bros
Everybody knows a pussy and some cameltoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny twats, with their lips all aglow
Will find it hard as steel tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded up with cum and, God, he's gotta spray
And each Madonna/Whore is gonna spy
Just to see how far that spunk is going to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
For from 18 to "still can screw"
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Sex-mas to you
Please feel free to add your own adapted Xmas song.