Messed up family # 1

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  1. BigDallasDick8x6

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    Sally Ann done fell in love;
    She planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy 'bout it all
    She told her Pappy so.

    Pappy told her, "Sally gurl,
    You'll have to find another.
    I'd just as soon yer Ma don't know,
    But Joe is yer half brother".

    So Sally put aside her Joe
    And planned to marry Will.
    But after telling Pappy this,
    He said, "There's trouble still . . .

    You can't marry Will, Sal,
    And please don't tell yer Mother,
    But Will and Joe and several mo'
    I know is yer half brother".

    But Mama knew and said, "My child,
    Just do what makes you happy.
    Marry Will . . . or marry Joe,
    You ain't no kin to Pappy".

    .........................................................Anonymous
     
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