Michael Ballack (Footballer)

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    Crikey! What a monster flopping around in his shorts!

    I especially like the one where he's in Red jogging with his teamate. He kinda looks like Matt Damon, doesn't he?

    It's like he just wears boxer shorts under his shorts! LOL MAN!
     
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    Very nice - great pix.
     
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    where is the cock???
     
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    The guy is not neccessarily hung that looks like the perfect size shape to be showing a protective cup which is very common in soccer ( football ) honestly he is probably avg to slightly above I would give him 7 inches but its a cup not a huge cock bulge
     
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    oh contrayer - fuck spellin - i have videos which is clearly just a nob flopping about, plus its not common for european players to wear cups in "soccer"
     
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    Yeah, he does resemble Matt Damon. But there can only BE one Matt Damon. Matt Damon is hot but I didn't like him in The Talented Mr. Ripley.
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    I'm from south america, and we play football all the time, we never use cups, not even in organized games, just the shinpads if we feel like it. Ballack has a big bulge, maybe it's his penis or his balls, or a combination of both, but it won't matter as long as he don't pick up the World Cup, and it won't matter to me because I'm not gay...he's very good though, the best of the German Squad
     
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    i'm from munich, germany, where michael ballack's sports club is situated. he's a real hottie and it's quite obvious that he's hung... i can state that german soccer players don't wear any protection but shin-pads.

    [​IMG]

    stefanie x :p
     
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    He also has this very nice accent.
    And he is sexy!
     
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    german football player michael ballack...is hung...but how many inches? does anybody know or has some pics?
     
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    I can't promise this picture is real.
     

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    If you know German or can figure out the translations that Google returns, look here:
    http://www.dickebeulen.de/

    BTW. German's use centimeters and measure across, not around; making 26x6.5 the same as 10x8.
     
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    Michael's bulge is f**king huge!
    But how do they know he has a 10x8 dick?:rolleyes:
     
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    1 inch = 2,54 cm

    I know it from when i'm a member of this forum :tongue:

    By the way, i know german but i didnt find where it's written that Ballack has got a 26 :)eek: ) centimeters cock...

    Ich brauche ein hilfe :wink:
     
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    The infamous skipping video: cap, YouTube video

    More of the Ballack bulge over the years: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
    9 (with both balls out :rolleyes:)
     
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    I miss the world cup already.
     
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    Wow, this guy really needs to wear a cup....:rolleyes:
     
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    Living in Germany and watching football I must say yes it is obvious that he is big.
    I dunno how big but 26 cm could be ok.
     
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    It looks as though Germany's Michael Ballack could give England's Michael Owen a run for his money on the penis size front!!
     
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