Michael (Papa) Lohan
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A friend of mine knows the chick he's dating and she's confirmed that not only is he hung like a mule, he has a pearl (ala Ramon from BangBros).
It's a small round pearl-like sexual aid that's inserted into the shaft so there's a small round bulge on the shaft to hit the clit while fucking.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tell me more about that. Who has used them successfully? How big are they? Any pictures of how they look when inserted??
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Gee, those klassie gents must really care about their partner's pleasure... <eye roll>
Talk about superfluos surgery. That spade's so hung, everyone he does must feel like they're being fisted. How are they gonna feel that (looks more like an engorged tick than a pearl... I'm just sayin'...) when they're gaping like a sewer pipe, pardon the pun. Kind of like a flattened pea on a baseball bat.
Michael Lohan IS trash, with a capital 'RASH, but he's also kind of hot, too.
Talk about superfluos surgery. That spade's so hung, everyone he does must feel like they're being fisted. How are they gonna feel that (looks more like an engorged tick than a pearl... I'm just sayin'...) when they're gaping like a sewer pipe, pardon the pun. Kind of like a flattened pea on a baseball bat.
Michael Lohan IS trash, with a capital 'RASH, but he's also kind of hot, too.
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