Michael (Papa) Lohan

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  1. lemonhead

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    ...not bad.
     

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    not good either he should go back to jail and just leave the wife and kids alone
     
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    A friend of mine knows the chick he's dating and she's confirmed that not only is he hung like a mule, he has a pearl (ala Ramon from BangBros).
     
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    He's hung? I thought so. his bulge is huge.
     
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    this dude makes my skin crawl. just reeks of douche.
     
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    What's that mean........"he has a pearl"?
     
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    Does it mean a small cock head? Or small balls?
     
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    he has camel balls
     
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    It's a small round pearl-like sexual aid that's inserted into the shaft so there's a small round bulge on the shaft to hit the clit while fucking.
     
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    Should have gone to Specsavers :cool:
     
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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Tell me more about that. Who has used them successfully? How big are they? Any pictures of how they look when inserted??
     
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    Here are two pics showing Ramon's "pearl" that was inserted on the top of his shaft, about an inch below the head of his dick.
     

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    Pearls look gross but feel great. It's like a functioning mole.
     
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    who is that Ramon guy? would like to see more of him? How big is he---
     
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    Gee, those klassie gents must really care about their partner's pleasure... <eye roll>

    Talk about superfluos surgery. That spade's so hung, everyone he does must feel like they're being fisted. How are they gonna feel that (looks more like an engorged tick than a pearl... I'm just sayin'...) when they're gaping like a sewer pipe, pardon the pun. Kind of like a flattened pea on a baseball bat.

    Michael Lohan IS trash, with a capital 'RASH, but he's also kind of hot, too.
     
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