Michael Phelps

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Omg, he actually has pubes in this one.

Per usual, I agree with Rubi. And while I respect Michael's intense dedication and talent immensely, and he comes across as a genuinely sweet and amazingly unaffected guy, I have to say I've always thought he has a face that would stop a clock. Sorry about that.
while not "classically" handsome, i somehow find the defined, odd angles of his face a turn on. i just don't want him to speak.
 

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He's more handsome when he is looking serious. The more he smiles, the more he reminds me of Jim Neighbors. After these games, I'm sure it's hard for him to wipe the grin off his face, but it would help his career.
 

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haha its funny when the people who are trying to insult me for not capitalizing words do the same. hypocrites are great. but anyways, no, no one ever came up to him and told him to win gold medals for endorsement deals. but he did decide to put himself out in the media for the money. he could have just decided to go to the Olympics and win without the commercials and shit about him. but he signed himself over to be persecuted by the public when he decided to be on commercials and wtf. hey i give him that hes a terrific athlete, but he's an idiot if he thinks that people aren't going to make fun of his Disfigured Cavemen face after he puts himself out there like a 5 dollar hooker.

I am sorry I underestimated you , you are a real idiot. Who in the hell would not take advantage of the money one is offered just to show off on tv. You do know as an Olympics athlete in the US all you get is endorsements. The US does not pay its gold winners a certain dollar amount like other countries do. And from what I understand he had to cover his own room and board while in China. And Phelps isn't the kind of person that lets people like you stop him from being great. That is not the way he was raised. And if tiny children in China can be atheletes then Phelps has all the right to be one too. At least he don't hide behind a curtain and sing a song someone else is pretending to sing simply because he does not meet some kind of ideal of acceptable looks. I don't see you winning any modeling contracts, heh!
 

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I hope he doesnt straigten his teeth. Its our imperfection that makes us perfect. I love someone that is real, not a comestic person.
 

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In some pics, he's less than handsome to say the least, but in others, he's pretty good-looking. He suits longer hair better and those pics of him with the goatee showed that's definitely a good look for him. Yeah, he doesn't have Holllywood-perfect looks, but I think that's a plus-point. Who wants to look like every plastic doll in films and on TV? Vive la différence! In some ways that's maybe helped him in his athletic achievements.

He's an amazing athlete and I'm surprised to see people knocking him. Well, I'm not actually. That's how jealousy and self-loathing often manifest themselves so it's really no surprise when beautiful (or not) underachievers try to put other people down for actually doing something with their lives. He's a guy who's worked hard for what he's achieved and deserves all his medals. Who cares if he makes money from endorsements? How else is he expected to fund his training? On top of that, a sportsman's career isn't very long and he's got to plan for his future. His eight most recent medals won't pay for his retirement, but investments and money from endorsements will set him up for life.
 

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I am sorry I underestimated you , you are a real idiot. Who in the hell would not take advantage of the money one is offered just to show off on tv. You do know as an Olympics athlete in the US all you get is endorsements. The US does not pay its gold winners a certain dollar amount like other countries do. And from what I understand he had to cover his own room and board while in China. And Phelps isn't the kind of person that lets people like you stop him from being great. That is not the way he was raised. And if tiny children in China can be atheletes then Phelps has all the right to be one too. At least he don't hide behind a curtain and sing a song someone else is pretending to sing simply because he does not meet some kind of ideal of acceptable looks. I don't see you winning any modeling contracts, heh!

haha. i don't care how he looks or whatever. i just think he is annoying. ill say he is a good athlete, everyone knows he can swim. but its like he wins everything and that is good. it just makes watching the Olympics insanely boring. but anyways looking at celebrities flaws is always fun. he must have known that people would make fun of the way he looks, if he was going to be anywhere in the media. thats what the media is for. i guess I'm glad that he won all of those medals for America, but i still think its sad hes so good that other countries are pretty much bound to loose. if you really want to know i had a modeling contract.
 

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For f---k's sake.
"The way he looks".

His face is OK, and from the neck down, he's perfect.
If this was a porn star with a big cock, you wouldn't raise your eyes high enough to see what his face looks like.

And you know I'm right!
 
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. if you really want to know i had a modeling contract.

Yes, Deno was unfair to you.

Bad, bad Deno!

:spank:

There are all kinds of modeling contracts: the Michael Phelps type, the HandcuffsFan type, and so forth.
 

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Wow, lots of negativity on this thread about looks.
Why do we all have to agree on if he's cute, gay or whatever.

i think the media needed a new athlete to harp on so they took advantage - and will continue to as usual. He's already going to be on a box of Frosted Flakes and Wheaties is pissed because they are a healthier cereal - but he eats Frosted Flakes.
You can't please everyone. lol

I think he's cute, seems like a nice guy.