Michigan Man Arrested, Sex WIth A Vacuum

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Michigan Man Arrested, Has Sex WIth A Vacuum

A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for ''receiving sexual favors from a vacuum'' at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.

A Thomas Township resident called police to report ''someone acting suspicious'' at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.

The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.

''I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard,'' he said.
 

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Haha I tried the old vacuum trick once, but I couldn't fit and I felt like a retard. Luckily I wasn't arrested though.
 

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Man I bet that sucked! At least he wasn't trying to use it on an Undercover Officer. If acting suspicious is grounds for being arrested we all better watch out!
 
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Michigan Man Arrested, Has Sex WIth A Vacuum

A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for ''receiving sexual favors from a vacuum'' at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.

A Thomas Township resident called police to report ''someone acting suspicious'' at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.

The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.

''I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard,'' he said.
Now thats a funny story.:tongue:
 
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That person certainty has some standards.
 

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How can one person blame their perversions on someone else!! Let alone say 'women need to give it up more' - I hope you were fucking joking with that.

I suppose if this had been a child abuse thread you'd say the same thing, would you?

Fucking inane comment!

There are plenty of ways of wanking without having to do it in public.