Michigan Man Arrested, Sex WIth A Vacuum

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  1. Principessa

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    Michigan Man Arrested, Has Sex WIth A Vacuum

    A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for ''receiving sexual favors from a vacuum'' at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.

    A Thomas Township resident called police to report ''someone acting suspicious'' at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.

    The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.

    ''I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard,'' he said.
     
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    A SUCKer is born every mintue.... :biggrin:
     
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    I think he was just trying to clean it off.
     
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    "Go away! Im cleaning my room!"

    Men do shit like this more often than you think.
     
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    What will he be charged with? Indecent Exposure?
     
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    Maybe he was away from home and forgotten his penis pump, not wanting to break his routine.......he took the opportunity ti improvise.
     
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    EWWWW remind me NOT to use the vaccuums at carwashes ever again... LOL
     
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    hahahaha! that reminds me of one of my guys friends.
     
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    Haha I tried the old vacuum trick once, but I couldn't fit and I felt like a retard. Luckily I wasn't arrested though.
     
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    Man I bet that sucked! At least he wasn't trying to use it on an Undercover Officer. If acting suspicious is grounds for being arrested we all better watch out!
     
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    LMAO!!! That sucks.
     
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    I think the Vacuum in question was under 18 years old
     
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    Perhaps lmao!
     
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    Now thats a funny story.:tongue:
     
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    Hey... I put too much Damn money in the vacuum and had to use it up....OK!!????

    Geeze.
     
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    That person certainty has some standards.
     
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    Was his name Hoover?
     
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    If more women would do it we would not not have so many men doing strange things!
     
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    How can one person blame their perversions on someone else!! Let alone say 'women need to give it up more' - I hope you were fucking joking with that.

    I suppose if this had been a child abuse thread you'd say the same thing, would you?

    Fucking inane comment!

    There are plenty of ways of wanking without having to do it in public.
     
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    If his friends and family were wondering what would make a great Christmas present for him this year …. :wink:
     
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