Michigan Man Arrested, Sex WIth A Vacuum

[Northland]

Michigan Man Arrested, Has Sex WIth A Vacuum

First an Ohio man is charged for sex with a table (Man Charged With Screwing a Patio Table) and now this. Oh this is is terrible situation-I hope he files a discrimination suit (although not the dark gray suit that his cousin his having an affair with). What next? Will a person (male or female) be arrested for seeking pleasure with a golf club or a Sarah Palin blowjob doll? What is the world coming to?




Um, I meant blow-up doll.

 

[tal94]

the love of inanimate objects is a universal thang of beauty.

Man who had sex with bike in court - Telegraph

 

[MidwestGal]

lmao and gross at the same time. Why couldn't he use his shopvac at home and not worry about being caught???

 

[B_FruitFly]

Men dont many sex toys we can go out and buy (TILL THE FLESHLIGHT) we gotta get creative how many men know what a Fifi or cushion bump is? Shouldn't have to get arrested over it.

 

[Principessa]

Hey... I put too much Damn money in the vacuum and had to use it up....OK!!????

Geeze.

That's what I thought. :lmao:

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

You know that poor man will have to move. He is going to be famous in that town. What an embezzle! What an ultra maroon!