Can I be an honorary Michigander even though I'm in Windsor? No offense to the young men, but where are the older Michigan str8t or bi men that live in and around Detroit? (40+)
I don't pretend to speak for all the men of MI, but I know I don't mind if you are an honorary Michiganian (always hated the term "Michigander"--it sounds silly). We'll have a little ceremony and give you a certificate.
Welcome to the club!