That's a loaded question, and a rather vague one, too. Before I start asking myself questions like that I like getting really concrete with them.
Not for another twenty years, at least.
Twenty?
Yes. Peak oil is on its way, if we're not there already, and cabins in the mountains are much more defensible than condos, in terms of the zombie apocalypse. (But seriously, peak oil is coming...) As for not shaving, that all depends on the parts you're shaving
Gonna let it all grow. All of it damn it. And I can survive any zombie apocalypse. If you can find me, I'll protect you, but you better be a good shot.
Yes. Teach it to give the finger, take a picture of it, and put it in a very nice card to send to Angelina Jolie.
I'm going to send in my application today! :rofl:
Darling, you can do better than Denny's.
Smitty's????
As for pinching cute waiters' asses...you're not doing that already? Their reactions decide how well I tip. (If you know what I'm sayin.)
I have a shoulder injury....kind of slow on the draw right now.
Yes. Then you could fuck Morgan Freeman's face right off.
Again....:rofl:
There are worse things on this Earth than dying surrounded by pussy.
Goodness, no. There's no union and no pension associated with it. The Hamburglar gets better benefits than cat burglars do.
If you want to rob people blind, get into banking.