Mike Piazza

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by Imported, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    Goon: I've wondered for years, is that package enhanced by his cup or is he really hung? :ph34r:
     
  2. mistergrasso

    mistergrasso Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2004
    Messages:
    776
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    All over the place
    Of course its a cup. Regardless of size, no player is going out on the field in danger of having his privates mutilated by a line drive.
     
  3. BobLeeSwagger

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2003
    Messages:
    1,481
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Male
    Of course its a cup. Regardless of size, no player is going out on the field in danger of having his privates mutilated by a line drive.
    [post=260573]Quoted post[/post]​
    [/b][/quote]

    You would think so, but there are some baseball players who don't wear one. (NL MVP candidate Adrian Beltre, for one.) And strangely, almost no NFL players wear a cup anymore. They consider it too restricting.
     
  4. mistergrasso

    mistergrasso Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2004
    Messages:
    776
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    All over the place
    You would think so, but there are some baseball players who don't wear one. (NL MVP candidate Adrian Beltre, for one.) And strangely, almost no NFL players wear a cup anymore. They consider it too restricting.
    [post=260653]Quoted post[/post]​
    [/b][/quote]
    Well, i'll be damned. You learn something new every day. So while we're on the subject, does anyone remember Brady Anderson? He always looked like he was packing an awful lot of heat. And I'm sure some guy here must have slept with him.
     
  5. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    YoungNHung19: Of course pro athletes wear cups. And of course no one on this website has slept with Brady Anderson, you should try jumping into reality every once in a while, it is refreshing I promise.
     
  6. mistergrasso

    mistergrasso Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2004
    Messages:
    776
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    All over the place
    Well your first sentence is exactly what i said before so I guess we agree on something. And why would you say noone has slept with Brady? He's gay and he gets around.
     
  7. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    Goon: In retrospect I realized I worded this question quite poorly. I should have asked "Does anyone know how big Mike Piazza's cock is?"

    I know he wears a cup, I'm not THAT gay.
    :D
     
  8. mistergrasso

    mistergrasso Member

    Joined:
    May 17, 2004
    Messages:
    776
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    All over the place
    I didn't mean to be snarky. I was just having some fun. sorry.
     
  9. wadislaw

    wadislaw Active Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2004
    Messages:
    151
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    44
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Washington (DC, US)
    Having played baseball since I could lift a bat, I will tell you that most of the guys who wear cups while playing baseball are either catchers or infielders (those most in danger of getting hit by the abovementioned line drive). When I catch or play infield, I wear a cup. When I play outfield or pitch (high leg kick + endowments = loss of comfort and balance), I don't. I have no fear of getting hit in the crotch by a pitch while batting because the angle and the curve involved in making that happen would only occur if I faced Randy Johnson.

    And if I do end up batting against Randy Johnson, I will wear a cup.

    -Z
     
  10. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    SportsFan: Bairdoman or Gushiggins, can you tell us about how well hung any other baseball players are?
     
  11. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

    B_DoubleMeatWhopper New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2002
    Messages:
    5,402
    Likes Received:
    7
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Louisiana
    I really don't care how hung Mike Piazza is. I find him sexy as hell regardless of how much he's toting between those beefy thighs. Would I do him even if he had a tiny peepee? You can bet your ass on it! B)
     
  12. eyemready

    eyemready Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2004
    Messages:
    883
    Likes Received:
    21

    As long as you are being inclusive, how 'bout not cute and tiny peepee? Let me know. :wub:
     
  13. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    Goon: Hey, I think he's hot regardless but I'd still like to know how big his dick is. I remember years ago he guest starred on "Married, With Children" and he was wearing jeans. The ass looked hot, the chest was huge and it looked like he was packing some beef. I've wondered since then and that was years ago. Yeah, I'd do him regardless of his size.
     
  14. D_Martin van Burden

    D_Martin van Burden Account Disabled

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2002
    Messages:
    3,365
    Likes Received:
    6
    Either way, both Piazza and Anderson have gay rumors circulating about the Internet, with an appropriately placed "un uh" rebuttal respectively. As far as Brady goes, some of the rumor might be attributable to the Weber-style photos taken of him over the years. Yeah, he's got a pretty nice bod, but that's that.

    Heh, gay or not, it wouldn't matter to me. Can't say I'm much of a baseball fan. Or a fan of any sport, s'truth. I would rather play than watch any day.
     
  15. Imported

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 1, 2000
    Messages:
    56,713
    Likes Received:
    55
    lighthouse: If you ever have the opportunity to see a Mets game, by all means do so. Mike Piazza drops down into his catcher's squat as easily as sitting into a chair. Nice chunky ass too, I've enjoyed imagining him squatting down my own bat. I don't think he's gay, though. The gay rumour mill here in NYC would have turned up something, & I've heard nothing in the 10 years I've lived here.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted