Milf for President!!!

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  1. Not_Punny

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    Why I should run for President:

    1. I’m a GIRL!! (The first female President should at least be female.)

    2. I will end the War on Terror by “scrambling” the letters and calling it a WART ON ERROR.

    3. I will legalize marijuana. (Didn’t Hoover win his campaign with the slogan, POT FOR EVERY CHICK?) (or was that a chicken in every pot... I forget, man...)

    4. I will end immigration problems by issuing everyone in this country a MEXICAN Driver’s License.

    5. I will personally guarantee HEALTH care for every Manx, Wombat and Chillidog in America.

    and last but not least....

    6. MY PHOTO’S ARE BETTER THAT ANY OF THE CANDIDATES!


    So are you with me.... or without me?!!!

    :biggrin1: VOTE FOR MILF!! :biggrin1:
     
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    You've got my vote :wink:
     
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    Sounds good to me.
     
  4. arliss

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    you are tarnished.....you post to the LPSG and ya surely the competition will dig up ya old posts...but I will vote for you anyway
     
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    Hotmilf has a platform and quite a form indeed. As a matter of fact I'm pulling the lever right now.

    Come on, can you imagine any of the candidates naked. No wonder Bill took a liking to cigars...
     
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    I'd vote for you. But if you were running against Arnold I would have a hard time not picking him he had the most beautiful body of all time.
     
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    Definately! :rolleyes:
     
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    Really? Where? What a tiresome and unoriginal git. Not a creative bone in his body. That is, until he starts telling "the truth."
     
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    While Arnold has quite a body, if a politician has to buy votes I'd rather have Hotmilf buy my vote with a blowjob or...?
     
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    I will be ur secretary.. ")
     
  12. Not_Punny

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    Silly boy! I'm not buying votes -- I'm demanding them!!! :biggrin1:
     
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    Does that mean I'll have to do as I'm told?

    What about the bj to loosen up ol' vocal chords for all those speeches you'll have to give.
     
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    Thanks guys for all your support... I have a secretary! A vocal coach! A PR dude (Arliss, you'll have to kiss I mean sniff butt for me to make them forget my tarnished past!)...

    And thank goodness Arnold can't run against me or I'd be sunk!

    Now I'm off to organize crime and do a little bit of fun-raising! :biggrin1:
     
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    Damn Girl!! I'm hard, those hott nudes. You've definately got my vote and my boner.
     
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    Damnit I forgot did I mention I have a redhead fetish.
     
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    ANd I have a hairdresser! :eek: Dude! Where'd you get that gel?!
     
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