Militant Gay Agenda

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Militant Gay Agenda =

1. The elimination of flannel shirts and mullet hairdo's from the planet.

2. Infuse some joie de vivre into the proceedings.

3. Asking to be treated with dignity.

4. Upping the communal IQ by 20 odd points.

5. More sex, less bravado.


I might be 10% right about this.
At least. You might even consider 'upping' yourself to 20 'odd points'. :wink:

Obviously #1 excludes lesbians, so it cannot be part of the larger agenda.
Exception made for dykes who kick-start their vibrators and roll their own tampons.
p.s. I loves me my lumberjack shirts.
 
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. . .In a basic summary, the 'militant' gays would be similar to the extreme left or extreme right in politics...only the matter is sexuality.

. . . I think we all might find it more interesting if talked about what parts pushed as part of the gay rights movement that you as a gay person think might push the envelope.
Who would find it more interesting - besides you I wonder? And would that be the 'parts' where we 'push', nay, demand equal civil rights and equal treatment under the law? Kinda like that extremist MLK, eh?

BTW, why are you so interested in asking gay people to criticize and find fault with the gay movement? Sounds kinda disingenuous and devious to me, passive/aggressive even. Divide and conquer - such an original strategy.

BTW, you don't have to be gay to be part of the movement for gay equality. I was committed long before I ever had sex with my own gender.

BTW, in light of your other Neanderthal views, I wonder if you would be so gay accepting if you weren't also gay curious? Up until very recently you listed yourself as 100% straight, then you suddenly started dropping subtle little gay curious hints around the board. Hmm . . . did you have an epiphany? Or is this just another disingenuous pose you've adopted to make yourself appear more palatable, P.A.L.P.?

You first...
Exactement.
 
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Some funny posts! Love it guys.

Vince...you slayed me with this one !!

I think you guys know I am not an anti gay person. I think you all know I judge people on their person not sexuality.

In a basic summary, the 'militant' gays would be similar to the extreme left or extreme right in politics...only the matter is sexuality.

If you starting this thread to pick a fight, I'm afraid you might be disappointed.

I think we all might find it more interesting if talked about what parts pushed as part of the gay rights movement that you as a gay person think might push the envelope.

Militant? All we want is equality- no more, no less. What's so hard to understand about that?
 

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Maybe it means creating a Department of Fashion in the US Cabinet, then instituting the "Fashion Police" to make sure that guys like me dress properly. I'm a fucking slob actually.

The official car of the Fashion Police will be the VW Jetta, and all fashion police will be equipped with D+G glasses, and all will have faux hawks. :biggrin1:
 

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conntom please tell us about the militant gay agenda.

It's one of your teabagger top secrets, eh? :tapedshut::toothache::blindfold:


Tea Parties and the "Homosexual Agenda" - St. Louis News - Daily RFT
I wonder if they've gotten the word out not to hang Lipton teabags from their hats?

From the article:
. . . Oh, and please don't drink any Lipton or Sobe bottled teas while you're at next week's tea party. Those brands are Pepsi products and the AFA is boycotting Pepsi Co. for "choosing to support the homosexual activists."
 

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bugger off, faggots! I'm clinging to my flannel shirts

but Conntom has my curiousity piqued -- what might he mean by "militant gay agenda"

not being familiar with the term, I googled it, and the denotations and connotations I found is that it refers to the bumper sticker slogans, and
the moronic charges that the dim-witted secular tards and the sexual inverts are using in their attempt to demonize Christianity specifically, and religion in general, for the passages taken, and used out of context by the Bible-thumping fundies, to condemn the sexual invert. (BTW, neither group has the foggiest notion of what the Bible, Christianity, or religion in general are about)

I would find it surprising that Conntom would take that stance, because his previous postings would suggest a secularist

Secondarily, I could posit that Conntom recognizes that Christian values and imperatives are what created and defined the American nation and character (again, contrary to what the current libtards recite from their little red books)

But again, Conntom seems to share in that untenable viewpoint

So, I'm curious as to what he would mean
 

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Maybe it means creating a Department of Fashion in the US Cabinet, then instituting the "Fashion Police" to make sure that guys like me dress properly. I'm a fucking slob actually.
I bet you're only 80% slobby, but you're 100% purty.

The official car of the Fashion Police will be the VW Jetta, and all fashion police will be equipped with D+G glasses, and all will have faux hawks. :biggrin1:
Faux hawks are the mullets of the new millenium.
 

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The Homosexual Agenda | Chain Letters Central

Many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell,
and others speak of the “Homosexual Agenda,” but no
one has ever seen a copy of it. Here is a copy
obtained directly from Homosexual Headquarters.

The Homosexual Agenda

6 a.m. Gym
8 a.m. Breakfast (oatmeal and eggwhites)
9 a.m. Hair appointment
10 a.m. Shopping (Macy’s or Nordstrom)
12 p.m. Brunch
2 p.m. (1) Assume complete control of U.S. Federal,
state, and local governments, as well as all
the other national governments
(2) Destroy all healthy marriages
(3)Replace all school counselors in grades
K-12 with militant homosexuals who seek to
recruit children for the homosexual lifestyle
(4) Bulldoze all houses of worship
(5) Sieze control of internet and all other
media
(6) Be utterly fabulous
3 p.m. Beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
the stresses of world conquest, followed by
aroma therapy
4 p.m. Cocktails
6 p.m. Light dinner (soup, salad with arugula &
balsamic vinegar dressing, Chardonnay)
8 p.m. Theater
10 p.m. Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro
12 a.m. Bed (du jour)

Less than 6hrs of sleep? :shocked: I can never be part of that.
 

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bugger off, faggots! I'm clinging to my flannel shirts

but Conntom has my curiousity piqued -- what might he mean by "militant gay agenda"

not being familiar with the term, I googled it, and the denotations and connotations I found is that it refers to the bumper sticker slogans, and the moronic charges that the dim-witted secular tards and the sexual inverts are using in their attempt to demonize Christianity specifically, and religion in general, for the passages taken, and used out of context by the Bible-thumping fundies, to condemn the sexual invert. (BTW, neither group has the foggiest notion of what the Bible, Christianity, or religion in general are about)
"Sexual inverts"??? Are you fuckin serious? How fuckin archaic are you??

I would find it surprising that Conntom would take that stance, because his previous postings would suggest a secularist
Conntom's previous postings suggest he is many things he is not. Conntom's postings suggest he is a passive/aggressive little prick and a liar who pretends to be a happy-go-lucky get-along guy. Conntom's postings suggest he wants to keep conflict and challenges at bay so he has more opportunities to babble his mindless ideological talking points. I suggest people start waking up to who he is and what he's really about.

Secondarily, I could posit that Conntom recognizes that Christian values and imperatives are what created and defined the American nation and character (again, contrary to what the current libtards recite from their little red books)
You are so wrong about this. The founders of this nation drew their inspiration from humanistic values and the writers and philosophers of the Enlightenment in particular. Though many were church-going, as was the convention of the time, few were deeply religious in any traditional sense, and many were members of congregations that were primarily humanist in their outlook. I suggest you bone up on your history - the private writings of those men and the Federalist Papers would be particularly enlightening.

But again, Conntom seems to share in that untenable viewpoint

So, I'm curious as to what he would mean
Who knows? And really, who gives a flying fuck?
 
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The Homosexual Agenda | Chain Letters Central

Many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell,
and others speak of the “Homosexual Agenda,” but no
one has ever seen a copy of it. Here is a copy
obtained directly from Homosexual Headquarters.

The Homosexual Agenda

6 a.m. Gym
8 a.m. Breakfast (oatmeal and eggwhites)
9 a.m. Hair appointment
10 a.m. Shopping (Macy’s or Nordstrom)
12 p.m. Brunch
2 p.m. (1) Assume complete control of U.S. Federal,
state, and local governments, as well as all
the other national governments
(2) Destroy all healthy marriages
(3)Replace all school counselors in grades
K-12 with militant homosexuals who seek to
recruit children for the homosexual lifestyle
(4) Bulldoze all houses of worship
(5) Sieze control of internet and all other
media
(6) Be utterly fabulous
3 p.m. Beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
the stresses of world conquest, followed by
aroma therapy
4 p.m. Cocktails
6 p.m. Light dinner (soup, salad with arugula &
balsamic vinegar dressing, Chardonnay)
8 p.m. Theater
10 p.m. Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro
12 a.m. Bed (du jour)

Less than 6hrs of sleep? :shocked: I can never be part of that.
I'm sorry x704, but that agenda is a decoy. As you point out, the sleep schedule is impossible. Not to mention, where am I supposed to find time for frequent random and spontaneous homosex encounters? Surely not confined to that six hour sleep window? In bed?? How bourgeois! Seriously, if I can't be utterly and randomly promiscous what's the point? Well, the plan might work for lesbians, but by the time they all reach a consensus the day is done. And I'm not going anorexic either. Ridiculous!
 

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"Maybe it means creating a Department of Fashion in the US Cabinet, then instituting the "Fashion Police" to make sure that guys like me dress properly." As far as i can tell there is no need for you to wear clothes.
 

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Oh I get it... ConnTom and some of his teabaggin buddies must have gone hunting for gays to beat up last night, ran into one who had a gun, so now he's railing to make sure gays can't carry firearms and protect themselves from haters like him.