SagePenis: True story. In the Air Force, policy dictates that enlisted stand when an officer enters a room. Also, enlisted vacate the bath room or showers when an Officer desires to use the facility. Inspection day at Strategic Air Command base, and our very own 'Napolean", Generl Curtis LeMay was personally inspecting. Upon entering the open bay latrine, met Charlie, sho was sitting on the toilet with his 13" flaccid cock hung over his thigh. General LeMay saw it and said 'AT EASE!" "Don't get up!" and commented later that he finally met a man who outranked him... I retired from SAC ( Offutt AFB) in 1985. This, and many other true stories still circulated the command.