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L.M.A.O.! That was hilarious! What a great way to lighten up an otherwise not-so-fun task.had to do this lately, and the dude and i had a good laugh when i said "want to hold it for me" haha he was like "i'm good thanks" lol
L.M.A.O.! That was hilarious! What a great way to lighten up an otherwise not-so-fun task.had to do this lately, and the dude and i had a good laugh when i said "want to hold it for me" haha he was like "i'm good thanks" lol
do math in your head. the brain can't process two thoughts at once. you will find yourself peeing in no time, under any circumstances, without even thinking about it.
If I could look at cock all day, I'd volunteer for the job. Not the same as being a doctor. With a doctor, it's very clinical and they do other testing so you kind of turn the whole thing off, in your mind. But to make sure they whip it out and piss in a cup? I volunteer for front line duty, sir.....
A guy I work with used to be in the military and complained how he once had a female observer that made him feel uncomfortable. He said they had to stand behind a white line to loss. I commented that the black line was probably a foot farther back.
I'm a former USAF officer, unit commander, and squadron commander. I've seen these done more times than I can count. As a result, I can assure you that there is no way on God's green earth that an 'observer' would be the opposite sex. No way. Ever. So... this guy was telling you a story to amuse you and it was at least memorable, but it wasn't true.
A guy I work with used to be in the military and complained how he once had a female observer that made him feel uncomfortable. He said they had to stand behind a white line to loss. I commented that the black line was probably a foot farther back.
L.M.A.O.! That was hilarious! What a great way to lighten up an otherwise not-so-fun task.
I had random drug testing for 20 yrs. male and female observers. after the first couple years, it was obvious the tests were not random. it seemed if we rubbed our boss the wrong way, we all had a "random" drug test within a week. anyway, they would hand me the cup, go into a bathroom and the observer would be looking over my shoulder. In my disdain for my boss/ the system etc., I got to the point where I just whipped it out in front of the observer, peed in the cup, and handed the cup back to them. I did have one female observer comment "nice", and a few females turn their heads, while I politely reminded them that watching me pee was their job. and I had one male observer who was mesmerized and speechless by my actions. when I handed him the cup, he just stood there like he was froze. I also used to fill the cup all the way up if I could, just so maybe a drop or two would run over the side.
Most appropriate "cool story bro" I've seen on here in a while.
Well obviously the man liked you and wanted to be more than just your urinalysis observerBUT, i will say that my observer definitely took his job seriously and rather than stand sort of behind me like they have in the past, this guy stood just off center in front of me and stared at my cock the whole time. Definitely an awkward situation. Oh well, it is what it is and hopefully not something I'll be selected for again any time soon.