Mini Me has a sex tape???

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duh! especially on a slow news day. :p there's no Britney, Lindsay or Paris to clog the airwaves.

Yeah. I do not desire to hear about anyone else's friggin' sex tape unless it is: Henry Rollins' sex tape...or Alec Baldwin's sex tape...or Matthew McConaughey's sex tape...or Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Michael C. Hall's sex tapes. Okay, media--now ya know. :smile:

I don't care about Verne Troyer.
 

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hahaha boiled egg with legs

yes he is - why did he decide to make a tape ? and the girl... must be in la-la land or something ;)
 

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Would you sleep with him for $50 million ?

30 mins - missionary or doggy, you choose

I'd have to think about it
 

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I kind of feel sorry for the guy though. Being born that small but you still have all the same sexual urges as the next bloke and yet, because of the way you have been born due to damn genetics, you get your chances of getting laid cut down very steeply. TBH I hope he does get a lot of pussy and that those girls that do shag him don't just do it and then either sell their story or laugh behind his back or even in his face.
 

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EWWWWWWWWWW I just had to douche out my eyes after that

Why?

They seemed to be having fun.

I know that not everyone's attracted to tall skinny, but shapely, blonde girls with nice tits and eyes and even nicer attitudes, but bear with the girl....Someone will surely find her to be their boat-floater.:smile:
 
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I dunno if anyone's addressed this yet but mini me releases a sex tape around the time a movie featuring him is coming out? Not to mention the ACTRESS the tape features??

*in nicotine-stained baritone*

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