Misheard song lyrics!

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    Okay, we all know about the most popular few with Manfred Man's Earth Band(Wrapped up like a douche, or whatever variation you may have heard)
    Jimi Hendrix(Excuse me while I kiss this guy)

    One of my favourites is from "You run your mouth and I'll run my Business" by Joe Jackson. (Sounds like he's singing "You wrap you mouth around my business, he even adds juicy, to say "juicy mouth"

    Anyone have any lyrics they find hysterical?

    I know there have been some Youtube videos made about it.
     
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    This always sounds like "penis, in blue jeans" to me. I guess I've spent too much time here. :tongue:
     
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    "You could buy Russia over me"
    (You could ride roughshod over me - "Saved Me" by Jenny Morris)

    "My home computer"
    (My homegirl Sheila - "Work" by Dannii Minogue)
     
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    I must have had something on my mind when I heard Dev the first time

    :tongue:
     
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    "Rubber ball to coconut"
    (Brother bought a coconut - "Coconut", Dannii Minogue's version)
     
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    My favorite is Phoebe from Friends singing Elton John's Tiny Dancer

    "Hold me closer Tony Danza"
     
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    Probably the most famous:

    "Ride on time"
    (Right on time - "Love Sensation" by Loleatta Holloway)
     
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    "Then ask dad"
    (Then I step - "Work" by Dannii Minogue)

    "It's a hot winter's day"
    (It's a hard winter's day - "It Must Have Been Love" by Roxette)

    "I got two pair of hands"
    (I got two pale hands - "Addicted To Bass" by Josh Abrahams/Amiel Daemion)
     
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    Sue Lawley by The Police
     
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    Islands in the stream... always heard 'street'
     
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    When I was a kid I thought they were saying "Fleas on a dog" when I heard the song, "feliz navidad".
     
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    ^ I wanna wish you a flea ridden dog! I wanna wish you a flea ridden dog! I wanna wish you as flea ridden dog! From the bottom of my heaaaaart!

    (Would have sounded hilarious to finish it that way)
     
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    Not even sure who did it originally but how about "mone mone" - wake me shake me mone mone - shot gun bla, bla, come on blow me.... Tommy James and the Shondells maybe?
     
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    "The girl with colitis goes by" instead of "the Girl with kaleidoscope eyes"
     
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