Missing SOCKS?

[luka82]

Where do they disappear?

 

[The Dragon]

The washing machine done eatted them.

 

[deleted136887]

Another conspiracy?

 

[luka82]

The washing machine done eatted them.

Nope, not this time!!! The little fucker ain`t there!

Another conspiracy?

I don`t know, you tell me! :wink:

 

[Remington]

My neighbor steals them.

 

[sexualnapalm]

They turn into hangers in your closet!

 

[maxcok]

Another conspiracy?

Yes. He took them.

 

[luka82]

My neighbor steals them.

WEll, i see you have guns! :biggrin1:

They turn into hangers in your closet!

Sweet Jesus! And what do hangers turn into? :smile:

 

[The Dragon]

Yes. He took them.

Greasy, nasty, yeasty ball sweat..UGGHHHH..he can keep 'em!

 

[Patchos]

My culo

 

[ronin001]

Sock Gnomes come out when you sleep and steel them

 

[798686]

The tooth fairy steals them.

 

[joyboytoy79]

Actually, they're eaten by the God of Laundrette.

 

[MickeyLee]

they they commit suicide by spontaneous combustion.

where do you think all the lint comes from?

socks have a hard life. i'm sure most would rather be gloves or a hat... any article of clothing not jammed full of toe and stuffed into a dark, sweaty sock

is similar to the reason underpants often develop holes and popped elastic.... close quarters with dicks/cunts and assholes all day would cause anyone to have break down.

there just hasn't been enough funding to really study PTAD in undergarments. :frown:

 

[HappyBoi]

They run away to join the local handpuppet-show.




(A hand work them better than a foot.. )

 

[Eris]

The dog steals them, and by time you find them, they've been stretched or have holes chewed in them!

 

[luka82]

My culo

Sock Gnomes come out when you sleep and steel them

The tooth fairy steals them.

Actually, they're eaten by the God of Laundrette.

Ok!
I seriously hope that those gnomes, fairies and gods don`t live in her culo! :biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

they they commit suicide by spontaneous combustion.

They run away...

The dog steals them, and by time you find them, they've been stretched or have holes chewed in them!

My socks have been known to spontaneously COMBUST! :redface: I can ntell you, my feet don`t smell like roses after that!
Yes, my socks sometimes run for their lives.....that`s true! :biggrin1:
And dogd run away from my socks!!! :wink:

 

[august86]

Mine are being made into a nice scarf

 

[willow78]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers steal them - I'd love to steal them back.....