Missing SOCKS?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by luka82, May 7, 2011.

  1. luka82

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    Where do they disappear? :confused:
     
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    The washing machine done eatted them.
     
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    Another conspiracy?
     
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    Nope, not this time!!! The little fucker ain`t there! :eek:
    I don`t know, you tell me! :wink:
     
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    My neighbor steals them.
     
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    They turn into hangers in your closet!
     
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    Yes. He took them.
     
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    WEll, i see you have guns! :biggrin1:

    Sweet Jesus! And what do hangers turn into? :confused::smile:
     
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    Greasy, nasty, yeasty ball sweat..UGGHHHH..he can keep 'em!
     
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    My culo
     
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    Sock Gnomes come out when you sleep and steel them
     
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    The tooth fairy steals them. :(
     
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    they they commit suicide by spontaneous combustion.

    where do you think all the lint comes from?

    socks have a hard life. i'm sure most would rather be gloves or a hat... any article of clothing not jammed full of toe and stuffed into a dark, sweaty sock

    is similar to the reason underpants often develop holes and popped elastic.... close quarters with dicks/cunts and assholes all day would cause anyone to have break down.

    there just hasn't been enough funding to really study PTAD in undergarments. :frown:
     
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    They run away to join the local handpuppet-show.




    (A hand work them better than a foot.. ;))
     
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    The dog steals them, and by time you find them, they've been stretched or have holes chewed in them!
     
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    Ok!
    I seriously hope that those gnomes, fairies and gods don`t live in her culo! :biggrin1:
     
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    My socks have been known to spontaneously COMBUST! :redface: I can ntell you, my feet don`t smell like roses after that!
    Yes, my socks sometimes run for their lives.....that`s true! :biggrin1:
    And dogd run away from my socks!!! :wink:
     
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    The Red Hot Chili Peppers steal them - I'd love to steal them back.....
     

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