Missionary Stlye

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by david brown, Jun 9, 2006.

  1. david brown

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    Hey Guys

    How Can I Convince My Girlfriend To Let Me Have Sex With Here Misonary Stlye. She Says I Am To Big For Her. Any Advise For A Guy With A 8 By6.5 Inch Cock.

    How Can I Make Here Have A Orgasm And What Is A Safe Condom Brand?
     
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    Jesus Christ... First off you do not need a capital in front of every word. Now to your questions, if you want her to go with missionary, shes going to need to feel comfortable first, you may have to have sex in a position that does not cause her pain, you need to make sure shes ready. For a store brand (said this to you before) You can usually trust Magnum XL, the Internet does have condoms that could be more comfortable though. (Search the board)

    I'm out.
     
  3. david brown

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    Thanks but what about tinting of the viginia? does this make a big difrence?
    How fast should i thrust?
     
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    Piledriver? Is that you?
     
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    The Capitalizing Of Each Word Reminds Me Of My Mother-In-Law, Who Speaks Very Slowly And Deliberately And With Undue Emphasis On Each Word. :smile:

    David -- I just replied in another thread where you said you recently lost your virginity with your girlfriend. What position did you use then, if not missionary??

    Steve
     
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    So, david, are you a 30-year-old virgin?
     
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    Your Mother-In-Law Is Al Gore?
     
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    No, She Just Speaks Like Him, In A Very Wooden Monotone, And With A Long Island Accent, No Less. Her Housedresses Are Generally Not In Earth Tones, Although Her Buick Is.
     
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    You Look Familiar. Have I Seen You Here Before?

    You Could Probably Make Here Have A Orgasm By Leaving Here Alone?

    Maybe You Could Find A Girl Over The Age Of Eleven?
     
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    Maybe he had to make a new SN when his cock went below 9 inches. Nobody would believe 5 inch shrinkage in 4 months.
     
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    You've got to like the way he opens three threads to ask the same question, no?

    And the way he disguises himself by always using the same handle -- but different, wrong, capitalization...

    I've just got to say, I am impressed!

    What you want to be that he's the one who's 11?
     
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    Noooo way! Our friend David Brown here can at least put together a sentence. Piledriver would've read something like:

    "have 8.6 penis would missionary on my girlfriends. can orgasm be made as well"
     
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    I use to had the same problem, but the other day it just happened. we had sex missionary style, and the both of us enjoyed it a lot. Maybe this is because she is getting used to my size.
     
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    I'm glad I'm still a young thing. Heaven help me the day that I have to tint my viginia. I think I'll go for the Brazilian wax instead.:eek2:

    Or perhaps a blue rinse or a "Halle Berry."

    lol dreamer20:wink:
     
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