Misunderstanding

[jumbo747jet]

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little guy staring at him looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.

The little man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's
wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY
did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner
Brown.'

Ah, your name is Turner Brown, I thought you said turn around

 

[unabear09]

lol good one

 

[starter]

haha ahahah

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Badump-bump.

 

[snoozan]

it doesn't really work so well in text. but now i have a new one to tell people! it's better than most of my jokes (which isn't saying much).