MJ Joke

[FantomX]

News just came in that since most of Michael Jackson's body was composed of plastic, he will be melted down and made into legos. Finally children will get the chance to play with him for a change.

 

[B_Monster]

Thats funny and alot of truth in that joke

 

[koval]

Sad, very sad!

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

SIMILAR JOKE, about how he is turned into a platic cup. so kids can put there mouth on his rim. both jokes are shit

 

[ejection_handle]

These jokes would have been funny when he was alive; now it's just pointless. God will have fun with MJ now, not us. I will finish with two words, eternal damnation.

 

[B_Monster]

still funny

 

[Principessa]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]More Bad Celebrity Death Jokes :frown1:[/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A: One did Majors, the other did minors. [/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? His (penis) was stuck in the chicken.[/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Q: What are Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas? [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A: Patrick Swayze[/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Q: What was Michael Jackson's last hit?? [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A: The Floor!![/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]The 911 call was played today on the news: Man "His heart stopped, what should I do?" Operator "Just beat it" [/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven she was asked what she would wish for. [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]She said she wished that all children be safe.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Poof, God called Michael Jackson.[/FONT]

 

[Countryguy63]

Nj,
That last one made me seriously LOL

 

[FantomX]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]More Bad Celebrity Death Jokes :frown1:[/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A: One did Majors, the other did minors. [/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? His (penis) was stuck in the chicken.[/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Q: What are Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas? [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A: Patrick Swayze[/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Q: What was Michael Jackson's last hit?? [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A: The Floor!![/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]The 911 call was played today on the news: Man "His heart stopped, what should I do?" Operator "Just beat it" [/FONT]


[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven she was asked what she would wish for. [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]She said she wished that all children be safe.[/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Poof, God called Michael Jackson.[/FONT]

HAHAHA... Love it!