Moby Dick, a.k.a. the Texas Loghorn

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  1. B_DoubleMeatWhopper

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    Some of you may remember a discussion we had about some porn stars of years past and whether or not their tools were real. In that thread there was a link to a German article that showed photos of Long Dong Silver, Long Dan Silver and Mr. MX Missile. Moby Dick (a.k.a. the Texas Longhorn) was mentioned, but no photos of him were present. As far as I know, the only film he appeared in was a English porn film from England in the Electric Blue series, and no one knew where to get a picture of the man. Recently my buddy Gunner pointed me in the right direction. These are a couple of movie stills as they appeared in a magazine in the seventies. Keep in mind that these were the days before VCRs, before PCs, before PhotoShop. Real or rubber? You decide.
    Moby Dick 1
    Moby Dick 2
     
  2. youngandunhung

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    the second picture looks kinda like a painting to me, but still. Some of y'all here have 10 inch penises, and this one looks like those. looks real to me
     
  3. benderten2001

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    I believe I am finally learning (and accepting) the fact that camera angles can indeed determine a lot in "how" dimensions are portrayed in porn pix.
    What the pornsters purport as greater that 10" or 11" is really nothing more than clever photography. I can believe the adage too, that typically the sizes are boosted (in the promotional hype) by about 2 additonal inches (or more!) for most of these big guys and all their flicks.

    I know there are exceptions to the rule. But they are just that--exceptions.
    I'm realizing now that there's merit to believe most of the notable "big size actors" are in reality only between 8 and 10 inches in their TRUE erect lengths.

    Moby /AKA Longhorn T. most likely falls in the 10 to 11 inch catagory I would surmise. I think it looks genuine...."real".

    I understand Gunner is at 11" and Moby "seems" close to that. So....DMW, with your having met Gunner personally ;) I would imagine you might consider agreeing with me. --Or, not?
     
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    I think you going back a little too far,I remember seeing the particular movie on several occasions,its was when most videotapes were on Beta format.
    The guy was is one 100% real.A British guy,very attractive as well.
    I found it amusing because he wore an elastic band at the end of his dick to stop it leaking!!!!!
    The young lady in the pic asked hime the reason for the elastic band,he demonstrated to her and the audience as well.
    he was 100% real flesh.
    was a great movie.
     
  5. B_Robert Fish

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    All three of them were/are real. Thier measurements are exxagerated (sp?)
    a bit, are most everyone in porn, such as J. Holmes.
    I personally have the original vhs tapes from 1980, plus the magazines
    that they were in. I don't have the tape mentioned where Moby shows what
    the elastic band is for, and I don't understand what that person meant.
    LD Silver was about 16", Moby 15" and MX 13-14".

    They're for real.
     
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    The person who wrote that he (Moby) was good looking should go see an
    optometrist, and also, look at those nasty vericose veins on him!
    EEW!
     
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    The person who wrote that he (Moby) was good looking should go see an
    optometrist, and also, look at those nasty vericose veins on him!
    EEW!
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    I fully agree with both of Robert's comments. As I have mentioned before, I have seen original VHS tapes of LDS and Moby Dick, but never had the pleasure of seeing the video of MX, just the magazine ads for it and that one still pic I found on the web awhile back. In this age where everybody is used to seeing very realistic photoshop pics and movie special effects, it cannot be emphasized enough that porn video makers in 1980 did not have the technology or budget to fake these so convincingly.
     
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    Wow, what a way to begin the morning! They look real enough to get me hard, DMW. Thanks.
     
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    BTW, here is the link to the page with pics of the other two "real" guys (+ one fake): http://www.d-sex.de/_brd/long.html

    The black guy is Long Dong Silver, the white guy with the tattoos and holding a barbell is Mr. MX Missile, the other white guy (with the blond hair and leather harness) is an obvious fake known as Long Dan Silver.
     
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    I think by now just about everybody knows that Long Dan Silver's credibility is plausible, since he starred in those Raunch-O-Rama videos, which incorporated foam rubber fakery to the max.
     
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    Yes, that's right! I also have the "Long Dan Silver 10 Volume Collection",
    which, of course, is nothing more that a 30 minute VHS cassette recorded
    in SLP.
    I KNOW he's fake, because I've seen the same guy in other videos without
    the prosthetic cock. He doesn't have much either, except for some REALLY
    low hangers (which are that much also).
    In fact, there is a series of tapes with other actors using similar prosthetic
    devices. These fake things (except for the obvious strap-on harness) look
    fairly real, and have tubes that can make them "shoot" when needed.
    The Dan Silver tape has the guy shooting in some scenes what looks like a
    whole quart bottle of whatever they use, which of course, is impossible!
    Although I must say, some of it IS well done.

    While on the subject, for a few years now, a friend of mine who makes films
    has been asking me about the above mentioned tape, and the prosthetics.
    He wants to get one like that Dan Silver one, but he doesn't know who to
    contact about it. He doesn't make porno films, he wants (I guess) to use it
    in a project he wants to do. I told him today that we were on the subject of
    that and he asked me to post about it. I don't know anymore than that.
    He's looking for pretty much exactly the same thing that was used in the
    Long Dan Silver tapes. He's in film school, and I have no idea what he wants
    it for, but if anyone can help him, please email him. He has given me
    permission to post his email address here.
    I'm not sure, though, that it is acceptable for me to do that here.

    Please advise! Can I post his email address? Thanks!
    RF
     
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    George,
    are you on dialup?
    I am, and very often, after downloading some clip
    the clip freezes up on me.

    "All I want for Christmas is my D-S-L!"
     
  15. george

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    txquis:

    No, I am on DSL, have been since earlier this year and I reccomend it very much.

    I don't know why it took so long to download and then why it only played those weird patterns. The screen did read Texas Longhorn and it was I think 1:35 long, but just that played. I tried the 2nd link but said I had overused my allowable downloads for that day or something along those lines and I couldn't even tr it.
    Maybe I wll later tonight or tomorrow.

    I have downloaded other clips (videos ) before many times with no problems.

    I suggest you do get DSL if you can, you will not regret it, the cost is worth it in the time you save.
     
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    I have no doubt that all three are the real deal as the were made a quarter century ago before the advent of cheap easy computer generated trickery or San Fernando Valley porno prosthetics. Though I haven't seen the Texas Longhorn VHS I rented a poorly made VHS with Long Dong Silver, accompanied by two women, dancing some impromtu two-step with his dong just hanging there swinging back and forth. In addition I do have several old defunct British magazines called Club containing their photo layouts, shot by a photographer named Rupert Daines. Interestingly, the third and least discussed of the trio was called in the layout the Man With The MX Missile to demonstrate how long ago it was. The MX Missile became The Peacekeaper in production. His is one video I would have loved to see as the blond babe he's photographed with is really cute! Anyone on this board who can supply a clip of "MX" guy with all the tatoos and a long slender cock that looks a lot like mine?

    As for Long DAN Silver all I can say is that is a lousy prosthetic penis. The material wrinkles and creases in shots from a video he's staring in along with a 56ZZZ prosthetic boobed actress . In some of the DVD's one can see the base of the penis partially separate beneath the leather waistband "holder" showing his real crotch area and the color differential between his skin and the prosthetics. Incredibly, I've actually seen this same actor wearing a different 18" prosthetic in another video! At least the video company could remain consistent with the illusion.

    Repeating: Any clips of the MX missle from board members?
     
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    The video is encoded using a codec called DivX, which doesn't come with Windows. If you haven't already installed the codec on your system, you may get unexpected output.

    The latest version of DivX is available as a free download from http://www.divx.com/divx/download/

    Hope this helps.
     
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    txquis:

    No, I am on DSL, have been since earlier this year and I reccomend it very much.

    I don't know why it took so long to download and then why it only played those weird patterns. The screen did read Texas Longhorn and it was I think 1:35 long, but just that played. I tried the 2nd link but said I had overused my allowable downloads for that day or something along those lines and I couldn't even tr it.
    Maybe I wll later tonight or tomorrow.

    I have downloaded other clips (videos ) before many times with no problems.

    I suggest you do get DSL if you can, you will not regret it, the cost is worth it in the time you save.
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    George if the video doesnt play and all you see is a green or multicoloured/blocky video then you most likely do not have the correct codecs. Go to www.google.com and type in gspot codec appliance. Download that and it will tell you what codecs you need and more importantly if the video is corrupt or not. Most likely the nimo code pack has what you need. Again, google nimo codec pack. then install it and your video should play.
     
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    One thing I have always wondered about these guys is if they remember the specific point in their growth when their penises got too big to be fully functional. What I mean is that their penises are apparently too big to get fully hard (and, I'm sure, would be almost impossible for most women to handle if they did). There must have been some point during their teen years when they crossed over from being very big but functional (like many of us here) to being just plain too big.

    More generally, I wonder how their size has affected their lives. I mean, sure they're smiling in those videos, but I imagine there are many negatives off camera. If those of us with much smaller endowments can sometimes feel like "freaks," imagine how these guys must feel sometimes.
     
  20. george

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    The video is encoded using a codec called DivX, which doesn't come with Windows. If you haven't already installed the codec on your system, you may get unexpected output.

    The latest version of DivX is available as a free download from http://www.divx.com/divx/download/

    Hope this helps.
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    mindseye:

    THANK YOU!! I downloaded that and was able to watch it, finally!! I cannot believe anyone could possibly have such a big cock had I not seen it and it looks real, not at all like a prosthetic. Amazing! Where would he hide that in his pants? I am assuming it is somewhat excited, but even 100% soft it must be huge to hide a bulge like that.
    The guy is very good looking and has a great body as well.

    Thank you very much for the download info!! I appreciate it!!!
     
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