Altairion
Experimental Member
- Joined
- Feb 1, 2005
- Posts
- 1,488
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- Likes
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- Points
- 258
- Location
- Seattle, WA
- Sexuality
- 90% Gay, 10% Straight
- Gender
- Male
Oh you want it like that?Altairion said:woooo! I just got a 2nd dick. Yep, and it's gonna hurt sorcerer...a lot :biggrin1: I hope you don't have anything planned involving running, jumping, or anything other than being incontinent for the next 5 days after I'm through with you :saevilw:
Sorcerer said:Oh you want it like that?
That's gonna cost ya an extra fifty.
(Sorc opens his wallet and produces $75)Altairion said:just fifty eh?
*looks at his slightly empty wallet...ponders for a moment, goes out on his corner and whores himself out for $75, comes back and pays sorcerer $50, and then pulls out the handcuffs and the gerbils...
classic!GoneA said:
Sorcerer said:(Sorc opens his wallet and produces $75)
OK, SPREAD 'EM!
GoneA said:i've pretty much been a fan of your avatar since ... oh yeah ... my join date.
You're from Nebraska, you can't help it.Altairion said:*just noticed a rather large flaw in his previously flawless plan![]()
Sorcerer said:You're from Nebraska, you can't help it.
*being a kinky city boy, Sorcerer has already picked his way out of the handcuffs and lays in wait for Altairion's return*Altairion said:*handcuffs you to a nearby tractor and shoves a cornstalk up your ass, but realizes that doesn't count as retribution.....so he stops by his local wal-mart with all the other white trash and picks up a paper shredder and some skittles, walks back out to the cornfield where a naked sorcerer is waiting
I'll let you kids guess which one I decided to give to him![]()