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Altairion

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woooo! I just got a 2nd dick. Yep, and it's gonna hurt sorcerer...a lot :biggrin1: I hope you don't have anything planned involving running, jumping, or anything other than being incontinent for the next 5 days after I'm through with you :saevilw:
 

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Altairion said:
woooo! I just got a 2nd dick. Yep, and it's gonna hurt sorcerer...a lot :biggrin1: I hope you don't have anything planned involving running, jumping, or anything other than being incontinent for the next 5 days after I'm through with you :saevilw:
Oh you want it like that?
That's gonna cost ya an extra fifty.
 

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Sorcerer said:
Oh you want it like that?
That's gonna cost ya an extra fifty.

just fifty eh?

*looks at his slightly empty wallet...ponders for a moment, goes out on his corner and whores himself out for $75, comes back and pays sorcerer $50, and then pulls out the handcuffs and the gerbils...
 

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GoneA said:
i've pretty much been a fan of your avatar since ... oh yeah ... my join date.

haha, I do what I can....been debating getting around to making a new one. however laziness is rather counterproductive.

btw...when's the date of your next feature presentation....I might have to buy a ticket for that one.
 

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Sorcerer said:
You're from Nebraska, you can't help it.

*handcuffs you to a nearby tractor and shoves a cornstalk up your ass, but realizes that doesn't count as retribution.....so he stops by his local wal-mart with all the other white trash and picks up a paper shredder and some skittles, walks back out to the cornfield where a naked sorcerer is waiting

I'll let you kids guess which one I decided to give to him :rolleyes:
 

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Altairion said:
*handcuffs you to a nearby tractor and shoves a cornstalk up your ass, but realizes that doesn't count as retribution.....so he stops by his local wal-mart with all the other white trash and picks up a paper shredder and some skittles, walks back out to the cornfield where a naked sorcerer is waiting

I'll let you kids guess which one I decided to give to him :rolleyes:
*being a kinky city boy, Sorcerer has already picked his way out of the handcuffs and lays in wait for Altairion's return*