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  1. Pye

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    OK...we have the avg penis which is supposedly between 5.5" and 6" and anything above that can be considered 'above average' but at what point does one get to use the following modifiers to describe their penis?

    Hung
    Well-hung
    Huge
    Monster
    Endowed

    and any others that people can think of
     
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    Hung --------8
    Well-hung ---9
    Huge -------10
    Monster ----11
    Endowed ---12
    Deadly -----13
    Impossible -14

    and in a league by himself:
    Liar
     
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    I have to agree with pecker.. However 14" Is no impossible. Trust me I'm a Physician and I have actully seen men rare but have seen then bigger then 14 inches. (the 4 men I have seen in this range were all black) Not that that means anything to anyone just added more info.
     
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    I'd respectfully add "dubious" in there somewhere, but who am I to say where exactly that would begin?

    I mean, if a man tells me he has a 21-inch cock that sprays out rose petals every hour on the hour, who am I to question him? I might make my own internal decisions about his story, but hey, this is a support group, right? That's why we're here.
     
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    "Hey, you with the 21-inch cock. How's it comin'?"

    "Every hour on the hour."
     
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    Krueger: I wouldn't put endowed at 12. I don't think endowed means "greatly endowed," rather I think of it as between average and hung. So if average is six, and hung is eight, I'd put endowed at seven. At twelve, I think I'd put horse, even though that's factually inaccurate.

    On the other end of the spectrum, may I add five as "modest" and four as "small".

    As a sidenote, steve319, my "dubious" is at 13.5, simply because that's the largest recorded by sexologist Robert Latou Dickinson.
     
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    I like your thinking-- under peckers modifiers I don't exist-- I'd like to think I'm endowed-- it does sound misleading though-- anyone have something better than above avg for a 7 incher?
     
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    And are you absolutely sure about "all black". Did you check their papers for any possibilty of a little white or indian?

    I think that's interesting, very interesting, as long as you're not trying to draw any conclusion beyond "the 4 monstrously hung men you saw were black."
     
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    No, he's just saying these "race and" things are pointless.
     
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    They're pseudoscientific masturbation discredited a LONG time ago.
     
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    Nonetheless, you are a living breathing example of things people disregard. No one expects you to understand.
     
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    I usually think of someone as hung who is in the 7/7.5 range and up.
    I"m an inch under that......damn.....Mr Average.
     
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    Chimera,
    Have you actually read, and understood your current quote?
    "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss gazes back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
     
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    Measuring erect dicks doesn't sound like it's part of your job description. What's really going on?
     
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    Of course, but I wonder how you understand it.

    Am I the monster, or the good man gone evil, perhaps? Have I gazed too long into the abyss; am I the abyss?
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    well, technically you're an ignorant attention-seeking brat with a martyrdom complex, but hey. whatever makes you feel clever.
     
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    So I keep hearing.

    I've yet to see any studies that disprove recent studies that show the existance of differences in cranial capacity, testosterone-levels, bone density, disease frequency, and gestation periods among the races.
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    LJ-CUT PLZ!

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    Krueger: Wow, this got off track. But, I might as well contribute. I'm not all into the whole differences (if any) between races (which genetically speaking are nonexistant) because it could go down a long path to racism, or even eugenics (Heil). At that point, where is the love?
     
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    ah, my electric shaver broke and I don't have enough money to spend on shaving cream. it's not so much a real beard as an unfortunate side-effect of being poor
     
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    Measuring erect dicks doesn't sound like it's part of your job description. What's really going on?
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    I wondered how the good doctor got to see all 14 inches on four separate men. It didn't have anytime to with a comparsion with his own 12 1/2 inches I trust? (Sign me up to a fly on the wall in that examination room!-lol)
     
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    I've been wondering how I could compliment your good looks, Axex, now I have a perfect opening. With your face there should be no room for envy. It looks to me you're got it all, buddy -- you're fucking hot!
     
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