Mohammed, Jesus or Buddha?

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And it was the bodhi tree, rev.
Tells you sumpin, doncha think?

about his body, or that he was bawdy? :wink:

Jesus had a small one. There never is a bulge in that loin cloth...ever. Always wondered about this as a child instead of listening to the sermon.

yeah, cuz it was running down his leg. why do you think he always wore those gowns? brotha needed room to hang! :cool:

Mohammed probably had a big one - Very sex obssessed guy - virgins in heaven, allowing followers 4 wives, keeping clean for sex, hamams, circumsicion...etc.

i'm not saying Mohammed (all peace be with him) DIDN'T have a big one, but i've known plenty of average and small guys who were just as sex obsessed. :tongue:
 

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I prefer not answer that . Iam not a believer but this thread coud be offensive to many people . Iam not offended by this but if many people got offended with my threads, i will expect many to get really upset with this one .

I totally agree.
BAD topic...
Poor taste... and this is coming from the master of poor taste, himself, Me.
 

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i find it odd that all the people who are claiming this thread might upset people or be in bad taste claim to be non believers. yet as a deeply spiritual person who counts both Jesus and Buddha among those i revere and study i find it hilarious. go fig. :p
 

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Totally unnecessary threat, I don't find a lot of things offensive, but this threat is very very offensive whether your Muslim, Christian or Buddhist, how would you feel if someone starts a gay bashing threat? This makes me sick!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 

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I prefer not answer that . Iam not a believer but this thread coud be offensive to many people . Iam not offended by this but if many people got offended with my threads, i will expect many to get really upset with this one .


I do believe however I feel posts of this type are not needed.
 

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Totally unnecessary threat, I don't find a lot of things offensive, but this threat is very very offensive whether your Muslim, Christian or Buddhist, how would you feel if someone starts a gay bashing threat? This makes me sick!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

who's getting bashed? it's a little nonsensical thread about the penis size of historical figures. yes, they have spiritual significance to those who believe in them (as i do), but they also had penises. what's so offensive about talking about them? any more than talking about the penis sizes of George Washington, Charlemagne and Miyamoto Musashi. great men, revered men, influential men...but men all the same, with penises. unclench and learn to laugh a bit now and then. yeesh.
 

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Totally unnecessary threat, I don't find a lot of things offensive, but this threat is very very offensive whether your Muslim, Christian or Buddhist, how would you feel if someone starts a gay bashing threat? This makes me sick!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

I just named my anus Mohammed. I though it was apt given the amount of shit that comes out of it.

Also, I find your terrible grammar offensive.
 

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Jesus was circumcised, buddha was too fat to see his own cock and mohammed's was bent to the left.

Not sure which I'd do. Probablty mohammed. jesus was too skinny. buddha too fat.


I'd hate to correct somebody, but the Original Buddha wasn't fat, one of his more famous re-incarnations was.

So, he's back in the game =D
 

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Teddy Bears would have dicks to make the lesbians happy? Or some gay guy?

Are there strap ons for your pet toy?

Anyway, the thread's speculation about who was most endowed amoung religious founders is quite open to all kinds of speculation.

There are several claims in various monastaries of having the snipped forskin of the Christ. Not that it would be benefitial to find out how large they are (there are several), since 2000 years of slow decay might have hurt any kind of impression one may have gotten.