mom request internet porn filter FOR ME (fucked up I know)

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  1. prisioner

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    Well... I'm 18.... so I'm legal, but Im really embarassed of what just happended...
    When I came home from work, there was this engineer or something fixing the computer... so whatever, then he came to my room and said that my mother asked him to put a porn filter on the computers and that he was a man, and he went though it too, and he put a ''filter'' that doesnt work... and I was like dying!
    he even gave me straight porn websited he jerk off to, and told me how to navigate on ''safe mode'' I know all that shit! but it was so awkward...
    I mostly watch gay porn websites, so if they found some homo historial I think their reaction would be different? (coz I'm straight acting and stuff) and theporn I like is mostly raunchy and kinda satanic (knightbreeders)
    anyways... I jerk off a lot... and I assume no one knows that, right? what happened??? any advice? should I talk to my mom and tell her that its normal or it just will make everything worse?

    p.s I have a girlfriend
     
  2. mikey41

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    No, just go on as usual as if nothing has happened at all. And, when you are financially able, move out of your parents house. Good luck and best wishes, my buddy!
     
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    thanks :)
     
  4. brinzaulsschwul

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    Everyone knows you jerk off a lot - you're 18!!!

    I actually think he's done you a favour by not turning the filter on - you said it "does not work" I should keep quiet about it and put a password on your computer so only you can use it. Leave all the other computers in the home alone.
     
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    what is safe mode?
     
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    As I know it, you'll be running your computer on basics. You can access DOS.
    The graphics may be Minamal. It is handy if you need to remove programs that may be causing problems.
    Watch the screen as you boot up. It will tell you what to press to enter safe mode. Might be f5 or one of those. You can get back to normal windows usually by rebooting.
    I'm on a Mac now, but that's about it for safe mode.
     
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    act like nothing happen, hide your traces is good idea
    try some folder locking softwares and hide all gay material if you don't want anyone to see it, because it seems your mom may try other things to discover what you really do, sometime people very nosy
     
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    I don't think that's what he's referring to in this case.

    Most modern browsers have a "private mode" or "safe mode". When you run them in this mode they don't record any history, cookies, etc like they do in normal mode. Once you close the browser instance, anything you did in the browser is forgotten and no one will know what sites you visited.

    If you're using Windows 7, you can enter this mode for both IE and Firefox by right clicking their icons on the taskbar and choosing "Start InPrivate Browsing" or "Enter Private Browsing". Their address bars will change a bit so you know that you're in this mode.
     
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    You have a job save up your own money and buy your own laptop. You can get a Core2 duo for about $200 to $250 on fley bay.


    I am sure you have a bank account that has a visa or mastercard debit card
     
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    What in God's name does this have to do with anything in this section, other that is involves the web?
     
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    yeah, thats what I ment
     
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    just make sure you dont save any porn pics or vids this way when they go on and check they wont see them
     
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    Totally different take on this.

    Your mother paid this guy good money to put on a filter, then intentionally put one on that doesn't work and took her money.

    Regardless of what you feel about your mother doing the, this guy just ripped her off.


    Sklar
     
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    whether the technican did his job or not and get paid for it , you should be glad that he didnt install a parental filter. Be happy that you can still watch porn on the internet.
    Hope your parent didnt install a spy cam :D
     
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    The computer technician talking to you about porn and what he jacks off to kind of sounds like the beginning of a sex scene :wink:, though I'm sure it was super uncomfortable in reality.

    Don't even talk about it with your mom. It is really strange to me that she would even do that to her 18 year old son. My parents joked around about that sort of stuff when I was 18.
     
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    Really... when you were talking about the tech I was waiting for you to start describing a sex scene between the two of you. :)
     
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    Anyone know why he got banned?
     
  18. Sklar

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    He was previously banned as HUGEDICKEST as reported in the Moderators Action thread.

    Sklar
     
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    Do as I do, delete all browsing history, and buy an external hard drive (250Gb will, gives you loads of wank material) to put your porn on in a password protected folder.

    Oh, and get your own place.
     
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    Another thing - you are 18. What are your parents doing interfering with YOUR computer?
     
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