Momma knows best!!!

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  1. bluekarma

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    "Stirring Pasta"


    Maria had just gotten married and being
    a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.
    On her wedding night, staying at her mother's
    house, she was nervous. But her mother
    reassured her.

    "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man.
    Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. I'll stir
    the pasta." So up she went.


    When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt
    and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran
    downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama,
    Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

    "Don't worry, Maria," said her mother," all good
    men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take
    good care of you. I'll stir the pasta."

    Up she went
    again.


    When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took
    off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again,
    Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama,
    Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got
    hairy legs!"

    "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs.
    Tony's a good man. Go up stairs and he'll
    take good care of you. I'll stir the pasta."

    Up she went again.


    When she got up there, Tony took off his
    socks and on his left foot he was missing
    three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran
    downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot
    and a half!"


    "You stay here and stir the pasta," said her
    mother. "I'll go upstairs!"


     
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    :wink: very nice story
     
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    HAHAHA, Momma's a SLUT, and a sizewhore!!!:tongue:
     
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    Hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. bluekarma

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    Momma needed to get some!!!
     
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    momma needed a BIG one
     
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    Apparently Poppa, Uncle, The milkman, the UPS guy, The entire University Soccer team, two hitchhikers, and one lonely old man who happened to stumble by while she was suntanning... just wasn't enough for that, Pasta Stirring SLUT:biggrin1:
     
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    Don't forget the butcher, the baker and the candle stick maker.....esp. the candle stick maker...hmmmm....:rolleyes:

     
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    Nice... how could I forget.....The butcher gave her the meat, the baker kneeded her dough, and the candlestick maker.... well he has a fat dick.:tongue:
     
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    Smart lady. I like Momma's way of thinking. :biggrin1:
     
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    ahahah kinda lame and good all at once
     
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    Funny! :yumyum:
     
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