Mommie Dearest!

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I've always had a sick, soft spot for Mommie Dearest jokes (or "Mommy Mommy" jokes, depending on where you first heard them), where a naive child learns hard lessons at the hands of the sort of mother who makes Joan Crawford look like June Cleaver:


Mommie Dearest, when are we going to have Aunt Sally for dinner?
Shut up! We haven't even finished your grandmother yet!

Mommie Dearest, why can't I watch TV?
Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too.

Mommie Dearest, this tomato soup tastes funny.
Shut up your whining! You only have to eat it once a month.


 

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The ones I recall are:

Mommie Mommie, I'm tired of running around in a circle.
Shut up before I nail your other foot to the floor.

Mommie Mommie I don't like hamburger meat.
Shut up and put your hand back in the meat grinder