Mommie Dearest!

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  1. mindseye

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    I've always had a sick, soft spot for Mommie Dearest jokes (or "Mommy Mommy" jokes, depending on where you first heard them), where a naive child learns hard lessons at the hands of the sort of mother who makes Joan Crawford look like June Cleaver:


    Mommie Dearest, when are we going to have Aunt Sally for dinner?
    Shut up! We haven't even finished your grandmother yet!

    Mommie Dearest, why can't I watch TV?
    Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too.

    Mommie Dearest, this tomato soup tastes funny.
    Shut up your whining! You only have to eat it once a month.


     
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    Mommie Dearest, are you sure this is the right way how to make pizza?
    Shut up kid and get back in the oven.
     
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    The ones I recall are:

    Mommie Mommie, I'm tired of running around in a circle.
    Shut up before I nail your other foot to the floor.

    Mommie Mommie I don't like hamburger meat.
    Shut up and put your hand back in the meat grinder
     
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    Mommie Dearest, this is the worst birthday party ever!
    Shut up and reload!
     
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