Mom's gonna be pissed...

[B_Hickboy]

...but she always liked you best, so fuck off.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

Is that a Haiku? Or some such?

 

[798686]

Your Mom told me wind turbines are plugged into the mains to make 'em go round. :redface:

 

[B_Hickboy]

I will sing.
This is my swan song.
So fuck off.

 

[798686]

I will sing.
This is my swan song.
So fuck off.

*Plucks you*.

 

[DaveyR]

Get stuffed.

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Get stuffed.

Show us your knickers :biggrin1:

(c) Carry On

 

[Pitbull]

I will sing.
This is my swan song.
So fuck off.

Obviously not a Mute Swan.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

I need someone to help me get all the stuff that fell behind the stove outta there!

 

[B_Hickboy]

I need someone to help me get all the stuff that fell behind the stove outta there!

You just want to hold me by the ankles.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

You just want to hold me by the ankles.

Is there any other:wink: way?!

 

[B_Nick8]

I know she did. That's your problem.

 

[ghb69]

...but she always liked you best, so fuck off.

But just you wait till your father get home.:spank:

 

[noirman]

"Swans sing before they die -- 'twere no bad thing should certain persons die before they sing." Coleridge hadn't met you when he wrote that, however. Keep on singing; the fat lady's nowhere in sight.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Look kid, if I gave you a $50 bill, would you go away?

 

[B_Hickboy]

Look kid, if I gave you a $50 bill, would you go away?

That is so random.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

That is so random.

Well, I figure it should be in reference to your favorite publishing group, Random House