"Monster Cock" Film Stars (Bullsh*t)

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  1. thirdlegmeat

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    Here's an interesting link LPSG members may find amusing. It's pretty easy to see where I'm going with this once you've followed the link, BUT....

    We now know for certain that most pornstars are under 8" long and that the "Monster Cock" pornstars are, themselves, only in the 8" range.

    Enjoy. :wink:

    Sexy Women needed for 'Monster Cock' Websites
     
  2. Guy-jin

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    I think you meant to quote the word "only" there, buddy. :biggrin1:
     
  3. thirdlegmeat

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    Good point. However, I think an un-quoted "only" is appropriate when Monster Cock videos usually rate the actor as 10", 11" or even 13" and bigger. Clearly, even here (L.A.) in the porn capital of the world, these film companies are struggling to even fill spots with 8 inchers. This is something many LPSGers know but may provide insight to others.
     
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    I don't get it.
    The ad states that the male players are very well endowed male talent AKA 'monster cock' type scenes (8" plus).

    That means, 8" at the low end.
    So why would you say that means 8 inches is anything like an average of what they claim to be working with?
    I mean, the words don't demonstrate this.
    8" may very well be even longer than what they usually have on offer ... but the words don't show that.
    So what's the power of your reference?
    Sorry. Don't get it.
     
  5. PornForPatric

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    They are looking for a guy who is at minimum 8 inches. As for most pornstars being under 8", well I'm guessing you just mean those billed as 10+ inches or "monster hung". The truth of the matter is, this is all about fantasy. People just want to believe they are watching a huge cock.

    I put up this post about "can you guess his size"...go ahead and take a look and see if you can guess correctly. The answer is at the end of the thread.

    http://www.lpsg.org/56064-take-guess-how-big-his.html
     
  6. thirdlegmeat

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    The words absolutely show that the "Monster Cock" males are unlikely to be more than 8". If they were averaging 10", the add would have referenced 10". The very fact that they use 8" as a minimum reference point suggests that 8" is indeed the range. Do you really think that they have one 8-incher and the rest are 13". I mean seriously... :cool:
     
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    Yeah, I got you, just wanted to make a tongue-in-cheek commentary on how guys on here keep talking about 8 inch cocks like they're small or something. :smile:
     
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