monster heads, a curse?

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Hahah holy shit dude! That things a monster.

Monster??

The Kraken is a "monster".
The Manticore is a "monster".
The Chimera is a "monster".

This is something MUCH BIGGER!

It's like that song, but you totally outrank the guy singing it. If his dick is "the Chargers, the whole team", you're the whole damn league! NO, YOU'RE BIGGER! You're EVERY LEAGUE! OF EVERY NATION! OF EVERY SPORT!

Do you use that to play billiards with the planets in the solar system?
 

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My girth is over 7" the entire length and even bigger at the cockhead and base so yes it is a curse if you are set on getting anal or a blowjob. I've found the occasional girl that can open her mouth wide enough but it is usually toothy or they get "lock jaw" in a couple of minutes :(
 

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My girth is over 7" the entire length and even bigger at the cockhead and base so yes it is a curse if you are set on getting anal or a blowjob. I've found the occasional girl that can open her mouth wide enough but it is usually toothy or they get "lock jaw" in a couple of minutes :(

Lol dude it's a great long dick but that thing ain't 7 around. Sorry mane.
 

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My girth is over 7" the entire length and even bigger at the cockhead and base so yes it is a curse if you are set on getting anal or a blowjob. I've found the occasional girl that can open her mouth wide enough but it is usually toothy or they get "lock jaw" in a couple of minutes :(

I checked your pics and... if I can't stuff it down my throat, I'll just have to give it a nice, long tongue bath. And a few hickeys on your shaft.

And then when it's nice and wet, I'll jerk it and then use your cum as lube so I can ride your pole until you fill me with your sweet cream.
 

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Nice to know that someone knows what to do with extreme girth :biggrin1:

I checked your pics and... if I can't stuff it down my throat, I'll just have to give it a nice, long tongue bath. And a few hickeys on your shaft.

And then when it's nice and wet, I'll jerk it and then use your cum as lube so I can ride your pole until you fill me with your sweet cream.
 

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I checked your pics and... if I can't stuff it down my throat, I'll just have to give it a nice, long tongue bath. And a few hickeys on your shaft.

And then when it's nice and wet, I'll jerk it and then use your cum as lube so I can ride your pole until you fill me with your sweet cream.

GNARLY! :eek:

Please take that foul mess outta my big head thread.
 
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I'm hoping ur not talking your anal "cherry" in general otherwise I would try something a bit smaller in diameter ;). I've had experianced female anal experts say no, so they have limits as well.