Montana Grizzly Bear Notice

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  1. SteveHd

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    Montana Grizzly Bear Notice

    In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.

    We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

    It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings are larger, have little bells in them and smell like pepper.
     
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    I must be getting sleepy. I had to read it twice before I realized why the grizzly bear fewmets had bells and smelled like pepper.

    Bwah hah hah!

    NCbear (who has tried to use "fewmets" in a sentence ever since he first read it in T.H. White's Once and Future King)
     
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