Monty Python

[B_JigBohn9x8]

1) Which opponent of Cartesian dualism rejected the reduction of psychological phenomenon to physical states?

2) Which cast member of Monty Python's Flying Circus has the biggest cock?

3) Which cast member of Monty Python's Flying Circus has the nicest ass?

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[sspp]

1) um could that be - Henri Bergsen....never really heard of him, it was an inspired guess

it also begs the question, would you trade Bergsen, for say, Rene Descartes and an existentialist to be named later?

2) Hard to say, Cleese is a tall man, but the late Graham Chapman had tis one sentence description in the Live at City Center back in 1976:"Yes men, it is possible" which I inferred alluded to his skill at autofellatio, so that could imply some serious length issues...:smile:

3) I'd have to say Terry Jones for those cute pictures at the piano.

P

PS This thread may be shut down for tending to be Too Silly

 

[D_alex8]

the late Graham Chapman had this one sentence description in the Live at City Center back in 1976:"Yes men, it is possible" which I inferred alluded to his skill at autofellatio, so that could imply some serious length issues...:smile:

He's not the Messiah, he's....

 

[B_GorgeousJane]

(dances round in glorious defiance)

Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah...

:tongue:

 

[B_JigBohn9x8]

1) um could that be - Henri Bergsen....never really heard of him, it was an inspired guess

it also begs the question, would you trade Bergsen, for say, Rene Descartes and an existentialist to be named later?

2) Hard to say, Cleese is a tall man, but the late Graham Chapman had tis one sentence description in the Live at City Center back in 1976:"Yes men, it is possible" which I inferred alluded to his skill at autofellatio, so that could imply some serious length issues...:smile:

3) I'd have to say Terry Jones for those cute pictures at the piano.

P

PS This thread may be shut down for tending to be Too Silly

No. Nice guess, but the correct answer to question #1 is Henri Bergson.

I'll take 2 for 1 any day.

Henri Bergson entry in Encyclopaedia Britannica:

 

[Pecker]

I'd say the big dong went with the dead guy.

Btw - Jones wasn't at the piano. He was playing with his organ.

 

[Spoogesicle]

1) Which opponent of Cartesian dualism rejected the reduction of psychological phenomenon to physical states?

2) Which cast member of Monty Python's Flying Circus has the biggest cock?

3) Which cast member of Monty Python's Flying Circus has the nicest ass?

You forgot the most important question of all: what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[eyemready]

Bring Out Your Dead!

 

[B_JigBohn9x8]

Mrs. Smegma: This is the silliest thread I've ever been in.

Mrs. Scum: Shall we stop it?

Mrs. Smegma: No. I want to see more naughty bits.


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[lordduzi]

You forgot the most important question of all: what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

English or European Swallow?

 

[Spoogesicle]

English or European Swallow?

As long as you swallow, I don't care which method you use.

 

[that_other_guy]

English or European Swallow?

I believe it's "African or European " ... (tries but fails @ not sounding like an asshole)

 

[Heather LouAnna]

OOOOOOHhhhhh, fishy fishy fishy fish!!

 

[Reese]

OOOOOOHhhhhh, fishy fishy fishy fish!!

I love you. That has to be my all-time favourite Python sketch (unless you count all of Episode 16 of the original series). It's just a shame you live in Texas...and don't have a huge cock. :tongue:

 

[Heather LouAnna]

It's just a shame you don't have a huge cock. :tongue:

Isn't it? *pout*

 

[Reese]

Isn't it? *pout*

Wait, you've not got one of those massive phantom penii like my wife, do you?!

The Penis Song - Monty Python
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE’S A
LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE
CARIBBEAN.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy,
It’s divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world’s biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece-of-pork,
Your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.

 

[Heather LouAnna]

The Penis Song

 

[B_JigBohn9x8]

You forgot the most important question of all: what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Mr. Creosote replies:

Jonathan Corum has estimated the average cruising airspeed
of the unladen European Swallow to be roughly 24 miles an
hour.

The Monty Pythons are poofters with too many fag jokes. I
want to see Carol Cleveland's tits.

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[NIMBUS]

Mrs. Smegma: No. I want to see more naughty bits.

Would those be the naughty bits of Reginald Maudling, by any chance? :biggrin1:

 

[B_JigBohn9x8]

Would those be the naughty bits of Reginald Maudling, by any chance? :biggrin1:

Mrs. Smegma: Not when wearing Bermuda shorts over his business suit.

Mrs. Scum: The horse looked good in Bermuda shorts.

Mrs. Smegma: That's because you could see the horse's bulge.


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