Moo Goo Gai Splat

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  1. Pecker

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    Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.

    Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.

    Poor Luke in the meantime is having a difficult time of it, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.

    Obi-Wan leans over to Luke and says quietly,

    "Use the forks, Luke."
     
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    ye-owtch!
     
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