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Moose balls or money?

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by arsenicalive, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. arsenicalive

    arsenicalive Expert Member

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    Guys,

    Given the choice, would you rather have a fat 12" cock with moose-sized balls or ten million dollars?

    Assume the cock was fully functional, got hard at the drop of a hat and that the money was after taxes. :wink:

    What would you choose?

    EDIT: ...AND WHY?
     
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    Ten Million Dollars all the way!
     
  3. nitzaski

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    How many British Pounds to the Dollar at the moment?
     
  4. D_Carroll Condomripper

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    money and current size.
     
  5. arsenicalive

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    [SIZE=-1] 1.6174 pounds to 1 dollar, today.
    [/SIZE]
     
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    Money and I'll keep what I have
     
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    The money. as for why my answer is, DUH.
     
  8. Charles Finn

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    yes I agree if I get to keep my size I want the money
     
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    Give me the money! A fat 12" is too big. And I don't want moose-sized balls. Did you mean moose ball-sized balls?
     
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    as well you should beautiful cock man!!
     
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    Shit, I'd take the money.
    I'm not the biggest guy on here, but I've always been pretty happy with what I've got.
    I could do a lot more with 10 million bucks and my merely above average dick, than I could with a foot long model and my 93 volvo.
    By the way, how big are a moose's balls?
     
  12. Phil Ayesho

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    What a silly question... of course you take the money...

    with that kind of money you can afford to HIRE a 12 inch cock when you really need one.
     
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    i'll take the dough thank you
     
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    I've got a fat 10" with big balls already. Two more inches wouldn't do much for me, I'd rather have the $$$.
     
  15. ManlyBanisters

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    I've never asked my man what his opinion on she-males is - personally I think I'd look daft with a big fuck off cock and large bollocks

    Cash please!!
     
  16. B_Artful Dodger

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    What he said :smile:
     
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    hmm. your pics don't really do you justice then. If you do get the $$$, are you going to buy a camera? :wink:
     
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    Hmmm, difficult, I'm glad with what I have, so I think I'll have the money :)
     
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    Can someone please identify how large moose balls really are? I took an antler to the rib the last time I tried looking.
     
  20. bigbull29

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    I like my bull peter. I like its girth, its length, its shape. I like my nutsack, which shoots bull semen.

    There's no moose on me. I'm all bull.:biggrin1:
     
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    I'd rather have the money and buy a few horses on some nice land.
     
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    Off course, you would look ridiculous with a dick!:tongue:
     
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    The money. With 10 million after tax dollars, I could deposit the money and draw enough interest to have all kinds of fun, including frequently hiring 2 or 3 highly talented hookers at a time, who would be happy to TELL me I had a fat 12" dick with moose balls.
     
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    I'm merely average, and I would take the money without even thinking about it.
     
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    I would ask Sarah Palin. She can probably tell ya, you betcha !!!
     
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    i'll take the moose cock/balls.....already have the 10 million....
     
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    Damn... You beat me to the smart ass answer by 4 minutes!! :tongue:

    Gimme the cash. It's big enough already. I like fucking too much to be saddled with an cucumber dick that only goes in half way. Balls deep all the way.
     
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    I would look hot!
     
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  30. wallyj84

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    This was the wrong place for this kind of question. You should have gone to measurection or something. Most of the guys here already have big dicks, so just giving them another few inches wouldn't really mean much.

    I think a better question for the big dicked members of this forum is: would you keep the, big, cock you have now, or get 10 million dollars to have your cock shrunk down to 4.5" in length, with a circumfrance of 4". Your cock after it's shrunk down would still work, it would just be smaller.
     
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