Moose balls or money?

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Guys,

Given the choice, would you rather have a fat 12" cock with moose-sized balls or ten million dollars?

Assume the cock was fully functional, got hard at the drop of a hat and that the money was after taxes. :wink:

What would you choose?

EDIT: ...AND WHY?
 
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Guys,

Given the choice, would you rather have a fat 12" cock with moose-sized balls or ten million dollars?

Assume the cock was fully functional, got hard at the drop of a hat and that the money was after taxes. :wink:

What would you choose?

How many British Pounds to the Dollar at the moment?
 

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Give me the money! A fat 12" is too big. And I don't want moose-sized balls. Did you mean moose ball-sized balls?
 

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Shit, I'd take the money.
I'm not the biggest guy on here, but I've always been pretty happy with what I've got.
I could do a lot more with 10 million bucks and my merely above average dick, than I could with a foot long model and my 93 volvo.
By the way, how big are a moose's balls?
 

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What a silly question... of course you take the money...

with that kind of money you can afford to HIRE a 12 inch cock when you really need one.
 

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I've got a fat 10" with big balls already. Two more inches wouldn't do much for me, I'd rather have the $$$.

hmm. your pics don't really do you justice then. If you do get the $$$, are you going to buy a camera? :wink:
 

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Can someone please identify how large moose balls really are? I took an antler to the rib the last time I tried looking.