More Blonde Jokes

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Principessa, Oct 16, 2008.

  1. Principessa

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    A Blonde’s Year in Review…

    January …Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
    February …Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
    labels…Helllllooooo!!!...bottles won’t fit in the printer!!!
    March…Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…box said “2-4
    years!”
    April…Trapped on escalator for hours…power went out!!!
    May…Tried to make Kool-Aid…wrong instructions…8 cups of water won’t fit into
    those little packets!!!
    June…Tried to go water skiing…couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
    July…Lost breast stroke swimming competition…learned later, the other
    swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
    August…Got locked out of my car in rain storm and the car swamped because
    the convertible top was open.
    September…The capital of California is “C”…isn’t it???
    October…Hate M & M’s…they are so hard to peel.
    November…Baked a turkey for 4 ½ days…instructions said 1 hour per pound and
    I weigh 108!!!
    December…Couldn’t call 911…”duh”…there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!



    AND THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR – SO FAR…

    A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
    She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
    A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again.
    Angrily, back into the house she went.
    As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
    Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
    To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
    “My stupid computer keeps saying…”YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
     
  2. nudeyorker

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    The world hates us because we are beautiful!:wink:
     
  3. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Hahahaha, I just love them :p

    They are so good! :p
     
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    funny:smile:
     
  5. Principessa

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    Nudeyorker, that wasn't about you! That's only female blondes . . . male blondes are obviously much more intelligent.

    :rolleyes: njqt466 hopes she has done a good job of kissing the butt of the newest moderator. :wink: :biggrin1:
     
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    That said...one of my favorite songs is; "Because I'm a Blonde," by Julie Brown!:biggrin1:
     
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