A Blondes Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels Helllllooooo!!!...bottles wont fit in the printer!!! March Got really excited finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months box said 2-4 years! April Trapped on escalator for hours power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid wrong instructions 8 cups of water wont fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing couldnt find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm and the car swamped because the convertible top was open. September The capital of California is C isnt it??? October Hate M & Ms they are so hard to peel. November Baked a turkey for 4 ½ days instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December Couldnt call 911 duh theres no eleven button on the stupid phone!! AND THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, Is something wrong? To which she replied, There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying YOUVE GOT MAIL!