More like "George" or "Elaine?"

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  1. D_Cam_Cunnon

    D_Cam_Cunnon New Member

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    I don't know if I even speak for most guys but for me, when I don't have a regular orgasm (as in once a day) I become useless like Elaine. When I DO have regular orgasms I feel like I have a good shot at curing cancer.

    I'm curious as to whether you ladies are more like George or Elaine when you don't have sex or masturbate.

    (Just in case there are people who have never seen this episode of Seinfeld, George becomes a wizard when abstaining and Elaine goes into lala land.)
     
  2. Kayden96

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    Depends on who you ask.

    My GF thinks I'm always useless.

    My mom thinks I'm always brilliant.
     
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    The French writer Honore de Balzac thought that orgasms depleted his creativity. Supposedly after sex with his wife he would sigh, "There goes another novel."
     
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    elaine all the way
     
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    I get moody and listless if I don't orgasm for a couple of days... Guess I'm an Elaine too!
     
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    I guess like Elaine, but I don't know if it's a once a day thing.

    Come to think of it, it probably is.

    But my wife definitely notices the difference. I write music, design things in CAD software, and do a lot of other creative stuff. Oftentimes after we've had sex, I get "inspired" to get creative. My wife says it "clears my head" - probably because immediately afterwards, I'm not thinking about "getting some." I'm not sure I could do the George thing though. Too hard for me to turn off the "I want sex/orgasm" mindset, I suppose.
     
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    I am a George, i get consumed with binge-wanking when i start and my interest in anything else suffers so its always good for me to have a few dry spells in the month to get things done....it took me two years just to paint my living room!
     
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