More Poe-try.

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  1. Oliver_Clothesoff

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    Based on "The Bells"


    See my little, fuzzy balls-
    Hairy balls!
    How I like to play with them whenever the urge calls!
    How I tickle, tickle, tickle,
    First my left one then my right!
    ‘Till my precum starts to trickle
    I like both, I am not fickle
    Oh, it gives me such delight;
    Then I stroke, stroke, stroke,
    As my chicken I do choke,
    I continue masturbation ‘till come shoots like waterfalls
    From my balls, balls, balls, balls,
    Balls, balls, balls-
    From the hairy little sac that holds my balls.


    See the old man’s saggy balls
    Droopy balls!
    Hanging almost to his knees as he walks throughout the halls
    For they’re shriveled and they’re dry
    How they make him want to cry!
    And no more do they produce
    Any warm and creamy juice
    And he knows he can no longer reproduce.
    Not the phone sex lines he calls
    Nor a room of blow up dolls
    Help at all.
    Hear him bawl.
    With the coming of nightfall
    To his empty bed he’ll crawl
    He’ll be mourning until morning,
    For his balls, balls, balls, balls
    Balls, balls, balls-
    For his sagging and his dragging aged balls.

    Ok, screw it. There are not enough words that rhyme with "balls" to continue this and the verses just get longer.
     
  2. Penis Aficionado

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    That's fucking brilliant!
     
  3. willow78

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    :clap:Your Balls get the clap from me! :biggrin1:
     
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    yup, you are a genius! thank you for sharing with me...:35::notworthy:
     
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