More sex THIS week, than any week of the YEAR

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  1. faceking

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    So peeps... this is the week of the year that condom sales are the highest. and it cause of "saucy gift givin'".

    Last I checked, Aug/Sep are still the two highest birth rate months of the year. It's not just a weather thing... on the radio this AM, the hosts mention states like Hawai'i, Florida and California see the increase as well (hell, I'm a Californian August baby). The time of year when my libido is off the hook... maybe it's all the elegant ladies abound all bundled up and visually limiting... who knows. Egg nog?
     
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    I'm an August Baby :rolleyes:
     
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    Me too.......OMG.........You do know that that means our parents were NOT using condoms rather than going with the masses, pieter?

    But I think that means my parents were fucking on Thanksgiving, not Christmas. Makes more sense cuz we ALWAYS ate more at Thanksgiving, which leads to naps, which leads to snuggling, which leads to fucking!:tongue:

    Good to know I'm not really that different from my parents.
     
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    holiday themed parental sex games. ewww. i'm a march baby. guess my parents really loved fireworks.

    ML
     
  5. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Lol, actually not made by love, I'm an invitrobaby with my sister :rolleyes:, I was made in February.
     
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    Not the case in my house.... lolz
     
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    I imagine it goes hand-in-hand with spikes in alcohol sales.:eek:
     
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    Ah...hmmm...well...

    We still share a birth month...what day?
     
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    I am an August baby as well, so is my younger sister, however my Father's birthday was also at the end of the year. He used to tell me that if it wasn't for a bottle of vodka I may not be here lol.....
     
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    WHO is having all this sex?? Grrrr...
     
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    :biggrin1: Egg Nog and sperm perfect together. :tongue:

    :yikes: Don't you wish that sometimes parents weren't so honest.

    I dunno, but my bf is back out on the road again. :irked:
     
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    Sorry, Jason, but it's me. I know, I know...it's fucking up the curve but I can't help it...

    Wanna fuck?:tongue:

    SEE????!!! WTF is the matter with me!
     
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    No kidding, I'm going on a 3 month drought :crying:


    Well it explains my affinity for Ketel One anyways.
     
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    Another one here; apparently it the month for bumper crops. :biggrin1:
     
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    That explains the perfection of your gorgeous looks and "stuff"! :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm a June baby, so I guess my parent enjoyed...falling leaves.

    As for December and sex...I hope everyone is enjoying the extra sauce.
     
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    Well I'm not fuckin gettin any!!!

    Are you SURE everyone is having more sex this week???
     
  18. D_Joe Munchin

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    I'm not.

    I think it's some sort of conspiracy.
     
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    Did anyone stop to consider that condom sales rise now because they are being given as gag holiday gifts or stocking stuffers?
     
  20. D_Joe Munchin

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    I'm not, must be some sort of conspiracy.
     
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