Morgan Webb is officially Jerk Off Material

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This website realized the beauty of Ms. Morgan Webb and put her up for dicks of all sizes to be beaten. She is second on the bottom and very hot. I want to put my dick in that. She is one lovely Canadian.
 

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rawbone8 said:
put that BACK in your pants, you're gonna poke out someone's eye!
[FONT=&quot]preferably[/FONT] Morgan Webb's.

maybe with a missing eye he'll be less inclined to make threads about her.
 

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DUST — you better BONE UP on contriving the appearance of being intelligent if you want to get into Morgan's pants. Of course you were there to read the articles weren't you? :D

"I like a man who's really smart. It's all about brains. A guy's got to be able to have an intelligent conversation about politics and the world." Morgan Webb
 

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rawbone8 said:
"I like a man who's really smart. It's all about brains. A guy's got to be able to have an intelligent conversation about politics and the world." Morgan Webb
Dust - sorry to see that you're officially out of the running, bud. Time to shift your obsession to the next video game chick.
 

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Dust said:
This website realized the beauty of Ms. Morgan Webb and put her up for dicks of all sizes to be beaten. She is second on the bottom and very hot. I want to put my dick in that. She is one lovely Canadian.

Canadian, huh? Well, I've never heard about her before coming to LPSG (and if it wasn't for Dust, I guess I still would not know anything about her).

(Btw, yes, I'm from Canada...)
 

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I would slide my penis into her tight and moist vagina and then tell her, "George Bush needs to act much like that of Franklin Roosevelt. Rumors of FDR allowing Pearl Harbor to occur have been brought to historian’s attention. With that news, the United States fully backed US involvement in WWII. Bush had much support after September 11 and his approval ratings were through the roof. Making claims of WMDs gave him support once again and now many Americans are confused about why we are still in Iraq. If he were to allow our defenses to "Fail," a horrible decision, Americans would then fully support a war on terror." She would then look at me and say, "Shut the hell up and pound my cooter. There is a time for talk and a time for ravenous sex. In my posts I am just talking about sex with Morgan.

P.S. Do not turn this post into a political debate. The previous was just an example. Put focus on Webb's stupendous melons.
 

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Dear Dust,

Okay Mister Potty Mouth,

Not many people here(male or female) are favorably impressed by that kind of talk. There are hundreds of beautiful quality women here who I am sure will never bother to give you the time of day after reading your rather vulgar post.
If you want to enjoy all the great things this site has to offer, I suggest that you would benefit from going back and editing your current posts.:cool:
 

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No one can deny the beauty of Morgan Webb. So what if I am dirty and vulgar. I have an 8 3/4 inch penis, some would say that is vulgar. Maybe Morgan Webb is a freak in the bed. Maybe she would love her cooter pounded. Maybe Dr. Rock and myself could give her double penetration.
 

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Dust said:
No one can deny the beauty of Morgan Webb. So what if I am dirty and vulgar. I have an 8 3/4 inch penis, some would say that is vulgar. Maybe Morgan Webb is a freak in the bed. Maybe she would love her cooter pounded. Maybe Dr. Rock and myself could give her double penetration.

I wonder why you edited your previous post that mentioned not knowing how to use your dick well and not lasting long? it was kind of moving :confused:

anyway don't take the teasing the wrong way, some of us appreciate the opportunity to poke fun :rolleyes:
 

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rawbone8 said:
I wonder why you edited your previous post that mentioned not knowing how to use your dick well and not lasting long? it was kind of moving :confused:

anyway don't take the teasing the wrong way, some of us appreciate the opportunity to poke fun :rolleyes:

It is true. I am 8 3/4 inches and slept with quite a few women based on my endowment. Very few get their world rocked by me. I usually do not use it well and finish before the girl. The initial stretching is great, but I feel I usually disappoint. The stories I have written about Speedos at he YMCA and a girl cutting through the guy’s locker room were true. However, I never acted because I am apprehensive. I do look amazing flaccid, but I doubt my ability to deliver. Why focus of Morgan Webb? Well, she is beautiful, smart, natural and a dream babe.
 

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Dust said:
No one can deny the beauty of Morgan Webb [Let me take this opportunity to deny the beauty of Morgan Webb, whoever she is]. So what...if I am dirty and vulgar...some would say that is vulgar... Maybe Morgan Webb is a freak in the bed. Maybe she would love her cooter (!?) pounded. Maybe Dr. Rock and myself could give her double penetration(????).

Maybe you should get out in the real world and answer some of those all important questions? It can't be healthy to go on about some woman you're never going to meet and think of such things as DP with another person you don't know and will probably never meet...
 

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Paul Vincent said:
Maybe you should get out in the real world and answer some of those all important questions? It can't be healthy to go on about some woman you're never going to meet and think of such things as DP with another person you don't know and will probably never meet...

Don't try to rationalize, you're efforts are futile.